-> "Portaloo Bum Fret"
Original Song Title:
"Waterloo Sunset"
Parody Song Title:
"Portaloo Bum Fret"
The Lyrics
Dirty old khazi at the pop concert
Making me gasp and heave
The seat is real damp, smells like an old tramp
But I need fast relief
I must go, got no choice
I'm experiencing Portaloo bum fret
I am in agony
Sunny day, I ate a kebab watching J-Lo
On chili, chili I sure did dine
Portaloo bum fret time!
Stood in a long queue, portaloo patience
Clenching my sphincter tight
My tum starts to rumble, splashdown is close now
No time to be polite
And although I'm afraid
It's when I release my Portaloo bum jet
I'll be in paradise!
Sunny day, another kebab watching Avril
Some chili, chili a second time
Portaloo bum fret time!
Millions of flies are swarming like...flies 'round Portaloo: man, it reeks!
I stood in that long queue (I missed out on Jay-Z)
An S-bomb 'tween my cheeks
What the $&!*?? Tissue's gone!
I must overcome my Portaloo bum fret
To be in paradise...
Need a poo...bum's wet...fine!..
Need a poo...bum's wet...fine!
(repeat to fade)
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