Song Parodies -> Donut Guy (With Wooden Arm)
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Know Why" |
| Original Performer: | Norah Jones |
| Parody Song Title: | "Donut Guy (With Wooden Arm)" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
This one's pretty self explanatory....
Thisvendor causes me alarm
A donut guy with wooden arm
I wonder how he came to harm
Uhdid he lose it on a farm?
That donut guy with wooden arm
Doesn't have that much control
He went and dropped my jelly roll
I know he does the best he can
Termites chewing through his hand
Have you seen better days?
One cruller, one plain glazed
And coffee
You gaze at the summer sky
With your artificial eye
One limb down; your life's been tough
Did a bear claw rip it off?
You've lost your self-esteem
No jobs at Krispy Kreme
I'm sorry
Still, you're full of wit and charm
Sweet donut guy with wooden arm
Though you no longer play the drums
It'sclear to see you ain't no bum
You'vemaple syrup, maple thumb
Deardonut guy with wooden arm
A donut guy with wooden arm
I wonder how he came to harm
Uhdid he lose it on a farm?
That donut guy with wooden arm
Doesn't have that much control
He went and dropped my jelly roll
I know he does the best he can
Termites chewing through his hand
Have you seen better days?
One cruller, one plain glazed
And coffee
You gaze at the summer sky
With your artificial eye
One limb down; your life's been tough
Did a bear claw rip it off?
You've lost your self-esteem
No jobs at Krispy Kreme
I'm sorry
Still, you're full of wit and charm
Sweet donut guy with wooden arm
Though you no longer play the drums
It'sclear to see you ain't no bum
You'vemaple syrup, maple thumb
Deardonut guy with wooden arm
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And you said my Oompa Loompa parody was out of this world... Pssh! This is in another solar system!
I had a girlfriend who liked to make donuts, and I liked to help out, I made the holes...
there's a weird concept...i like it
The second verse was funny as hell! 555
I just donut think I can leave here, without giving you fives...Cleverly twisted with a genial glaze
Cheers Matthias, Peter, Al, Rick and the puntastic Mr Farcewon. If anyone wants to direct the video....
All in favor of giving this 5's, raise your...oh never mind! LOL!
Nice work here Kristof, and I agree with Rick C, the second verse was the best. 555
You *might* like this parody better than the one I submitted today (shameless plug):
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/georgemichael5.shtml
And, feel free to vote/comment it how you feel; after all, honest critique is fine wirh me. ;-)
You *might* like this parody better than the one I submitted today (shameless plug):
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/georgemichael5.shtml
And, feel free to vote/comment it how you feel; after all, honest critique is fine wirh me. ;-)
HAHAHA! Good stuff, all 5's for this HAHAHA I'm still on the floor
"maple syrup maple thumb!" what a good get! - anyway as long as he's full of wit and charm, I don't care what my donut guy's limbs are made of - I'm quite egalitarian that way - 555
I don't understand every voter (before me) giving this all 5s and not one commented on the bear claw line, which has to be the best line of this parody. But 544 from me.
Thank you for providing acceptable lyrics to an OS I loathe. 555
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