Song Parodies -> I Like Treats, Have No Shame

Original Song Title:

"Where The Streets Have No Name"

Original Performer:

U2

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Like Treats, Have No Shame"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

Bono's getting fatter.......
I want to run, I want to hide
From chocolate eclairs and ice cream, I'm shovelling inside
I tried to eat fruit, it's not the same
I like treats, have no shame
Ha ha alright

I want to stuff donuts in my face
I see the sweets all disappear, I'm a disgrace
I'm getting real fat, as big as a train
I like treats, have no shame
Oh yeah

I like treats, have no shame
Lotsa sweets, big weight gain
I'm making a pig of myself, pig of myself
Chocolate chip muffins, I cannot refuse
These things that I chew

My butt's really large, my trousers don't fit
I'm eating for two, maybe three
I don't give a s**t
I want to pig out, and find someone else to blame
I like treats, have no shame

I like treats, have no shame
I think celery is lame
I'm making a pig of myself, disgusting pig of myself
Muesli is evil, and so is tofu
What am I to do?
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MrMacphisto - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
That was... *cue the music* ooowoooh.. the Sweetest Thing
Kristof R - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Mac, but *cue the music* I still haven't found what the pudding's for!
Michael Pacholek - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Phat parody, but promise me one thing: If 50 Cent is a porker 20 years from now, you won't write "In Da Chub."
Jeff Reuben - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad...funny comment on the pudding song =)
spongebob - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
LOLMAO

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