Original Song Title:
"Mamma Mia" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Close that shopping mall now, send those people away
What's this s**t in my glass? It sure aint Perrier
I need 10 rooms...for my entourage
Disaster looms...'cause the flowers are not quite right
They're the wrong f***ing shade of white!
Twenty maids to change the sheets on my bed
F*** that, think I'll get a new one instead... wo-oh
Primadonna getting very tense
My my, champagne isn't Cristal
Diva's gonna really take offence
She's high, and armed with a pistol
Yes, I'm a bitch it's granted
It's 'cause I'm disenchanted
Why why can't you get the staff these days?
I make more in an hour than you'll see in a year
You've been kissing my cheek, now try kissing my rear
Don't take the p**s, 'cause I'm from the block
My analyst, he will help you to understand
I've just paid him a hundred grand
Get a SWAT team in to check the venue
And a thousand Snickers bars or I'll sue! Wo-oh
Primadonna- hey, I don't do stairs
Install a lift or I'm not coming
It's nirvana for us millionaires
We call and some schmuck comes running
My sheets they're not Egyptian
Why are you causing friction?
Get out! I need to be by myself...
Primadonna getting up at noon
In time for my cosmic healing
My iguana needs a dressing room
"Yes ma'am!" Say it now with feeling
Primadonna: no eye contact please
You're in-terfering with my karma
Primadonna, you must now appease
Has-been in her silk pyjamas
Talent's no match for ego
If we don't jump then we go...
Bye-bye; send in the next sycophant!
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