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Song Parodies -> "Primadonna"

Original Song Title:

"Mamma Mia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Primadonna"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

An easy target! All examples in this parody are more or less true...
Close that shopping mall now, send those people away
What's this s**t in my glass? It sure aint Perrier
I need 10 rooms...for my entourage
Disaster looms...'cause the flowers are not quite right
They're the wrong f***ing shade of white!
Twenty maids to change the sheets on my bed
F*** that, think I'll get a new one instead... wo-oh

Primadonna getting very tense
My my, champagne isn't Cristal
Diva's gonna really take offence
She's high, and armed with a pistol
Yes, I'm a bitch it's granted
It's 'cause I'm disenchanted
Why why can't you get the staff these days?

I make more in an hour than you'll see in a year
You've been kissing my cheek, now try kissing my rear
Don't take the p**s, 'cause I'm from the block
My analyst, he will help you to understand
I've just paid him a hundred grand
Get a SWAT team in to check the venue
And a thousand Snickers bars or I'll sue! Wo-oh

Primadonna- hey, I don't do stairs
Install a lift or I'm not coming
It's nirvana for us millionaires
We call and some schmuck comes running
My sheets they're not Egyptian
Why are you causing friction?
Get out! I need to be by myself...
Primadonna getting up at noon
In time for my cosmic healing
My iguana needs a dressing room
"Yes ma'am!" Say it now with feeling

Primadonna: no eye contact please
You're in-terfering with my karma
Primadonna, you must now appease
Has-been in her silk pyjamas
Talent's no match for ego
If we don't jump then we go...
Bye-bye; send in the next sycophant!

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Royce Miller - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
You come up with some good parodies, Kristof.
Kristof Robertson - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce..I liked yours too
Johnny D - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
555, brilliant, Kristof! Here's a website with "contract riders" for celebrities, some of which are hilariously prima-donna-ish !! :

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/
Kristof Robertson - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Cheers, Johnny...I might have to do a Part deux!
Ravyn Rant - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well done! -- RR
Joelle - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great! I know someone who acts like that from time to time. 5's!
Ashkicksass - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
That was awesome! It's like my dream... 555
pickle - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
J-Lo's not big with you, then, Kristof.
Kristof Robertson - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Pickle..this isn't specifically just about J-Lo, although I did mention "the block"...but you're right, I don't care for her much :-)
Phil Alexander - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Another corker, Kristof... have you seen this week's Dilbert by any chance?
Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
4-5-5: hilarious, decent rhyme and pacing (though it does limp in a few lines. Keep 'em coming!
2nz - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I wonder if FOX will eventually have some reality show where people like that have to change their own tire or something. Missed it first time, enjoyed it this time.
Shadow Spectrum - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Boy do I feel SORRY for her butlers & maids!
Guy - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4P) Kristof - You have the type nailed to a tee here. Absolutely loved to hate this one. Love the parody hate the snobs that it is about. Fine job!
Matthias - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Even though this is an old one by you, this one was great. I could actually see Jennifer Lopez in this. Amazing stuff Kristof.
Red Ant - April 06, 2008 - Report this comment
One of your earlier one I see. Still great, but you've come so far since this (not that this is bad). Funny topic though, and this reminds me that I need to record my spoken original work called "Rider" (shameless future plug, I suppose). 5s.
Agrimorfee - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Am I hallucinating, or is this missing a line in the first chorus? Good job in making your own rhymes here.
bobpiecheese - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Holy hell, have you ever written a bad parody? Everyone by you is absolute genius. Damn. Anyways, that was hilarious, 555, you know the drill.
Below Average Dave - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Wow, I've not read too many old pieces by you, you were always funny it appears. Your talent now makes this look amateurish but this is still really good.
stuart mcarthur - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) wow, I 'm reading this and thinking how come I've never seen this one before as it's obviously recent, then I see it was 2004, before I was around - that's made my day - an undiscovered kristof - how you didn't SOTM medal in 2004 is now a complete mystery to me - you were writing as well then as you do now, with just as much hilarious detail - big 555
Invisible Boy - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
First peek at this for me Kristof. I can see that your distinctive style was there four years ago. (and before I'm sure) Lot's of great lines and jokes but "My iguana needs a dressing room" made me chuckle on loud.

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