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Song Parodies -> "Hardrockhiphoppunkyfunkyemotechnodiscocountry"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Hardrockhiphoppunkyfunkyemotechnodiscocountry"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

I must be getting old and intolerant.....:-)
Pop, rock, rap, shlock, ba-bobobobop!

A pretty boy with some moves and a nice face; (what I got!)
I've got a hank'ring for ce-leb-rity (took a shot!)
And now, because of my new page on Myspace (pretty hot!)
I've just been signed to Sony BMG...

(2, 3, 4.... A & R guys know the score)

I could sing hard rock, hip hop, punky-funky emo-techno-disco-country
Teens would still buy my crappy CDs
Or jazz-pop-doowop, cheesy-easy list'ning-metal-R 'n' B, see?
I've made a fortune from just being me!

(Q,R,S.... Who says you can't buy success?)
Pop, rock, rap, shlock, ba-bobobobop!

I started off on American Idol (what a crock!)
Randy Jackson thought I was da bomb (not a shock!)
And though I wailed like a housewife on Midol (Cowell mocked!)
In just a week I was famous.com!

(Alpha, Beta, Gamma... bust a move like MC Hammer)

I could sing hardcore-dancefloor-really silly bluesy-ethnic rockabilly
Score a hit at the drop of a hat
Or gothic-moshpit-L.A. reggae with a grunge-thrash-ballad segue
I wrote my last tune in three minutes flat

(Un, deux, trois.... nailing groupies in my car)
Pop, rock, rap, shlock, ba-bobobobop!

So now I hang out with Akon and Justin (homie guys!)
And I've felt Pammy Anderson's bits (what a size!)
With my falsetto and rampant hip thrustin' (chunky thighs!)
There's a Grammy with my name on it...

(3,2,1.... twice the hype, but half the fun)

I could sing Supercalifragilistic, and I'd still be optimistic
That I'd be at the top of the charts
Like Ne-Yo, J-Lo, Fiddy, Diddy; from Kabul to Kansas City
I'd make a million recording my farts

On your TV and your iPod
On your radio all day
Often on Paris Hilton
Guess I've sold out all the way!

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Matthias - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Is anything you write not SOTM winning material?!?!?! Good job on this song by the way, I've been looking for an angle to do it from
Jack Wilson - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it! That was awesome 5s
Red Ant - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof, this is stupendous work, mate!! I was grinning the whole way through this. Lots of greats subs throughout. No opera though? =) 555+
Phil Alexander - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
What Red Ant said... though in reply to him: Oprah, yeah, just before rehab :-)
Jason - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Please give someone else a chance to win the SOTM competitions!!!!!! This was brilliant as always. 555
TJC - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Fantastic, Kristof! Top marks for this perfectly crafted, masterful `remix` which will assuredly reap SOTM (unless you submit another one tomorrow, that is!)
Jack Wilson - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh yeah and check the comments on your recoriding of ( Nothin) Sells Like the Holy Spirit
AFW - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Most original and creative...Great stuff!
MDF - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Amusing and more creative than anything I could come up with. Nice.
John Barry - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Brian with a brain. Song of the day!
Jack Wilson - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
MDF? That you Mike Florio?
alvin - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
mind boggling wordplay...5s plus
Cat - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Heaven help me the day I hear THAT genre! But this was pure brilliance, Kris. Loved every note of it!
Kristof Robertson - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Matty: Thanks for the ego stroking, mate! This IS a hard one to come up with a theme for.. Jack: Cheers, buddy! Jack Red: D'oh! Opera! ;-) Thanks for the gracious comments. Phil: *groan* ;-) Jason: Well, I've been pretty magnanimous in 2 of the last 3 SOTMs, and expect to get an ass-whupping for April...but cheers, anyway! ;-) TJC: You getting all Nostradamus on me now? ;-) Thanks Jack (again): I did...you were most kind AFW: Danke! MDF: (Does everyone have security codes for names?) Merci, mon ami.. John: Most appreciated Alvin: As always, thanks a bunch, mate Cat: It will come...oh, yes, it will come. ;-) Cheers, sweetie
Wolverine - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
[bows down] You are the king!
Kristof Robertson - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Arise, Sir Wolfie! ;-) Now, if someone could find me a blinkin' line break.....whatever happened to < + br + > ?
Ann Hammond - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
stuart mcarthur - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
what the? where's my thankyou? - oh, I see, I didn't comment - I got distracted after reading it and then it registered as having been read when I returned to new entries, so I assumed I'd commented - anyway, enough excuses - again I bow to your fertile brain and how it keeps coming up with these great ideas for your comic brain to receive and run with - what a combo, oh man with two brains - great stuff KR, as everyone has already said - 555
Phil Alexander - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I know what you mean, Stu - I have a habit of doing that

Kristof - it's gone case-sensitive: < + BR + >
The Charnstar - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
In a word: HOLY ****! 5-5-5
Kristof Robertson - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Ann: Many thanks for the little chuckle! :-)

Stu: Ain't senility a byatch? I don't know about two brains, mate...however many, they take a lot longer to fire up nowadays. Cheers for the support, mate.

Phil: Thanks for the tip, dude. I shall see if it works with this posting.

Charny: Um, isn't that two words? :-) Many thanks
PMS - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Blew me away. 555
Jonathan S. - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice parody...but, with one noteworthy line for both good AND bad + "I'd make a million by recording my farts" (Too funny for words) -"I've felt Pammy Anderson's bits" (Shame on you, seriously!) Since it evens out...suppose I'll add another 555. (Oh, and nice one with that "wailed like a housewife on Midol" line)
Chris Bodily TM - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is going to be a tough month for SOTM, and this is only the ninth parody I've read so far. Nice jabs on American Idle. I loved the title subs, the alternate choruses, this was hilarious! Great job, Bryan. 555
Chris Bodily TM - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
^Scratch that! Great job Kristof. Yeah, why would Brian/Bryan Hyland parody his own song? My bad.
Agrimorfee - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Add a comedy cold record to your achievements in this parody (you bass-turd!) :) 55absolutely5!
McKludge - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) At first I thought "eh" when I read this, because it reminded me of this line from a RUSH song 'You Bet Your LIfe'
"Be-bop or a one-drop or a hip-hop lite-pop-metallist, Gold adult contemporary urban country capitalist
But on second read, this really is damn good. I've never seen supercalifragilistic worked into a parody before. 555.
Peter Andersson - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - What I wanted to say have been said here already! :-)
Max Power - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Classic
stuart mcarthur - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I think I saw a "gothic-moshpit-L.A. reggae with a grunge-thrash-ballad segue" act on Countdown once, Kristof, when Darryl Braithwaite was hosting - lol - famous.com was such a good get too - the gags are gold-plated and many, as usual, and the idea and OS-match was just a gem
bobpiecheese - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Argh! Stop writing so many good songs! Gives the rest of us no chance! Great work Kristof...again!
Matthias - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
"I'd make a million recording my farts" Was my favorite line among many! And I agree with Bob, stop being amazing so the rest of us can finally get a shot at that SOTM title.
wannabemustangjockey - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Unplug the machine, Kristof. You're starting to scare us with your madd parody skills. But seriously, this is incredible.
The Charnstar - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
That my friend was AMAZING! Also the styles of music, especially hardcore-dancefloor-really silly bluesy-ethnic rockabilly, were somewhat an HILARIOUS! Loved it
Below Average Dave - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM). . .Kristof you never cease to amaze me. . .that's all I can say . . .that hasn't already been said
Jason - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Mr Kristof Robertson, please pretty please let someone else take the top spot for a change! Why don't you go on a parody holiday or something? Massive stuff. 555
Jack Wilson - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment
See above!
Chris Frederick - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Bravo! Excellently written as usual, well paced, and most importantly, very funny. Not to mention increasingly true, as crossover music styles have begun crossing over half a dozen genres at once.
Jeff Reuben - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Show of hands for those of us with a Myspace page trying to use this as a blueprint for success? Aye!
Mikey Squirrel - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTY- Un, duex, trois.. this was hilarious! Very well done, Kristof.

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