-> "There's No Sun In Vermont"
Original Song Title:
"You're The One That I Want"
Parody Song Title:
"There's No Sun In Vermont"
The Lyrics
I got chills, and I should warn ya
That I'm feelin' real sick
Could've gone down to California
Where the gals are hornier! (hey, it rhymes...)
I wanted a cup (cup cup cup)
Of hot choc-o-lit
But the cafes were all closed
I'm gonna give up, cause I sure feel like s**t
Green goo streaming out my nose
(It's a fact, shnozz is acting like a hose..)
There's no sun in Vermont (not sunny in Vermont)
Oo-oo-ooh, chilly!
No fun in Vermont (not funny in Vermont)
Oo-oo-ooh, silly!
No sun in Vermont (it's cruddy in Vermont)
Oo-oo-ooh
Just lotsa trees
That make me sneeze!
Now I've got influenza
Haven't been out all week
Come see my snot cadenza, not too chic! (ewwww..)
I cannot get up (up up up)
Got a hurtin' head (a hurtin' head)
Wet New England's not for me
I'm gonna throw up (yup, upchuck)
On my shaker bed (my shaker bed)
Did I tell you I hate trees?
(Feelin' rough, and there's nothin' on TV)
There's no sun in Vermont (not sunny in Vermont)
Oo-oo-ooh, chilly!
No fun in Vermont (not funny in Vermont)
Oo-oo-ooh, silly!
No sun in Vermont (it's cruddy in Vermont)
Oo-oo-ooh
Just lotsa trees
That make me sneeze!
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