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Song Parodies -> "There's No Sun In Vermont"

Original Song Title:

"You're The One That I Want"

Parody Song Title:

"There's No Sun In Vermont"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

An account of the worst holiday I ever had..bed-ridden in the Green Mountain State with flu and severe hayfever. I haven't been back...
I got chills, and I should warn ya
That I'm feelin' real sick
Could've gone down to California
Where the gals are hornier! (hey, it rhymes...)

I wanted a cup (cup cup cup)
Of hot choc-o-lit
But the cafes were all closed
I'm gonna give up, cause I sure feel like s**t
Green goo streaming out my nose
(It's a fact, shnozz is acting like a hose..)

There's no sun in Vermont (not sunny in Vermont)
Oo-oo-ooh, chilly!
No fun in Vermont (not funny in Vermont)
Oo-oo-ooh, silly!
No sun in Vermont (it's cruddy in Vermont)
Oo-oo-ooh
Just lotsa trees
That make me sneeze!

Now I've got influenza
Haven't been out all week
Come see my snot cadenza, not too chic! (ewwww..)

I cannot get up (up up up)
Got a hurtin' head (a hurtin' head)
Wet New England's not for me
I'm gonna throw up (yup, upchuck)
On my shaker bed (my shaker bed)
Did I tell you I hate trees?
(Feelin' rough, and there's nothin' on TV)

There's no sun in Vermont (not sunny in Vermont)
Oo-oo-ooh, chilly!
No fun in Vermont (not funny in Vermont)
Oo-oo-ooh, silly!
No sun in Vermont (it's cruddy in Vermont)
Oo-oo-ooh
Just lotsa trees
That make me sneeze!

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Arwen - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't believe that you came all the way to the big US of A...and you went to Vermont!! When was this? Sheesh...Little did you know that the good times were out in Wyoming...
Ashkicksass - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Or Utah. I bet they don't even have Petroglyphs in Vermont! (But I'd still love to visit in the fall.)
Kristof Robertson - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, A & A! Gotta say, Vermont might have been lovely if I had seen any of it!
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
A cadenza through Vermont I guess...
mac - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Well I heard Kristof sing about her... Well I heard ole Kristof put 'er down.... I hope Kristof will remember....Vermont men won't loan him a cow anyhow... ;-)
Johnny D - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, THIS native New Englander LOVES Vermont. But not to worry, he likes this parody, too! 5's
alvin rhodes - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
much better than the original....5s
EmiLoca - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Really funny! I didn't know you lived outside the U.S. until now, and I'm very sorry that you had to experience Vermont. I mean, even I stay away from that place. Besides that, any parody about allergies and such gets immediate fives from me.
Billy Florio - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Wait, people live in Vermont? ;-) Nice job
Meriadoc - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Remember, if you throw up on that Shaker bed - you bought it! Is this part of your "States" series? Excellent. (And yes Billy, people live in Vermont - it's North Dakota that's empty ;-)
Johnny D - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Note To Self: Write lots of parodies about allergies....collect lots of 5's from EmiLoca.....move to Burlington, Vermont.....hypnotize entire police force.....and LOOT TOWN.
Arwen - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Johnny...
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Another fun one, Fotsirk Nostrebor. "Hey, it rhymes" made me laugh. Literally. And while I generally avoid plugging my own work on others' parodies, I feel obligated to tell you that I wrote Vermont's state song. Here's the story:
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/viva_vermont.html
Agrimorfee - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
First found again...you should have entered the contests sooner! This was a wangdoozler, as they might say up in New England (maybe?) Don;t know. :) Love the self-aware "it rhymes" line, changing every chorus. 'Snot Cadenza' would make a great name for a band. 555
Stuart McArthur - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
found this by accident while checking out Grease parodies - love it - 555
Johnny D - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) An oldie but goodie!
tomario - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
DECATHLON:- sounds like a real fun place remind me nrver to go there. great parody
Matthias - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
At least it's better than Ohio...
bobpiecheese - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 2) I've always wanted to take a trip to America (probably to see all you guys! ;) ). Remind me to take this place off my To-See list. Well done, Kristof!
Stuart McArthur - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(decath2) the "hey it rhymes" aside was just a sublime classic, Kristof - in fact I know this one quite well as I inclded it in the tribute I did for you recently.....oh, as I see I just mentioned above - :-)
Jeff Reuben - September 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny song, although I love Vermont (and even when they do get sun, it's still cold)
Arwen - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...so glad to re-visit such a fun parody, Kristof! I'm still a little ticked that you chose Vermont over other end of the alphabet states...but...alas...you got your just rewards!
Josh 2 - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
decathlon, im likin it 5s

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