-> "Life As A Youtube Doofus"
Original Song Title:
"Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
Parody Song Title:
"Life As A Youtube Doofus"
The Lyrics
Who wants to see me filled with air? (we do!)
Wrasslin' an angry polar bear? (we do!)
Who wants to see me try to french-kiss a snake?
Or step on a rake? My nose, it might break...[uggh!]
Although I'm des-pe-rate for fame (that's true!)
My only talent's getting maimed (he's screwed)
I've stuffed my posing pouch with ice cubes (freeze "jewels")
Now it's viewed...by millions on Youtube!
Who wants to see me take that dare? (we do!)
Putting lit matches in my hair? (we do!)
I've got a BB gun that's loaded and cocked...
My rear end gets shot: it hurts quite a lot...[ow!]
Who wants to see me get some scars (we do!)
From playing chicken with fast cars? (we do!)
When you get bored with surfing for boobs (wheee! boobs!)
Please switch to...my dumb stunts on Youtube!
Who watches me fall down my stairs? (we do!)
It's hardly Shakespeare, but who cares? (we do...er, don't!)
Who wants to see me hot-wax my pubic fur?
The chatrooms confer...the answer's "yes, sir!"
Who's downloading my best stunt yet? (we two!)
Don't watch if you're eas'ly upset (eeek! spew!)
I've bought a mouse and plenty o' lube (squeak? oooh!)
What I'll do...might just shut down Youtube!
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