-> "Easily Distractable"
Original Song Title:
"Simply Irresistable" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
My mem-ry's unreliable
My concentration's pliable... yeah, yeah
When "things to do" are multiple
There's only one result..iple
Well, I'll flitter about like a wasp or a .. trout (?)
I'll be driving my car, wondrin' why I went out
I can't connect A to B, because I'm really..
Easily distract..ab..hey, that's a nice shirt!
My conversation's laughable (hah!)
My train of thought is crashable
I'm quite un-understandable
The capitalofturkey's Istanbul!
There's a Rain Man in me; do I have A.D.D?
Checking my diary, but it's from '93
I'll get there eventually, but please accept I'm...
Easil...easi...easy like sunday mornin', yeah-eah! That's why I'm
Fish have spines, and Great Britain's got a parliament
What's the time? Holy s***, I gotta go!
It's unavoidable; I've got to take that call
But out the window, there's some kiddies playing ball
Could you repeat that? Coz I didn't get it all
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Yes sir, I'm on it!
Geez Louise; distractable
Cheese and wine go together...where's that document?
Knees are fine; jets are fast and worms are slow
This song is long and terrible
It's now become unbearable....zzzzzzzzzzzzz
To finish, I don't care at all
I wonder what's in Geritol?
Nearly done, praise the lord! Coz I'm well beyond bored
Should I get a reward, or just fall on my sword?
Attention span of a flea...who's got dementia
I count nine; can't be bothered going up to ten
(I) queue in lines for one minute, but no more
(Is a bee destructable?)
TV time: re-mote's got flat batteries again
Fish have spines; did I tell you that before?
[Can I have ice cream now?]
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