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Song Parodies -> "Granny's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Annie's Song"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Granny's Song"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

A bittersweet song about growing old...
I fill up your pillbox
With all kinds of sedation
Something for your arthritis
And a blue one for gas
We go shopping at Tesco
Where you bulk-buy your cat food
There's a bargain on hairnets
If you're paying cash!

Living alone now
Eating dry toast for dinner
Cause your pension don't stretch far
And support socks ain't cheap
You're the life of the party
When you're down at the Bingo
One or two sherries
And you fall asleep!

Hey granny, let's go now
There's a nursing home waiting
Though you've been independent
Things are starting to slide
And you've lived through two world wars
But this battle you're losing
I'll visit each Sunday
Hold your hand with pride!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   3

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Johnny D - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know this one either, Mister! (let the pouting begin...)
Ashkicksass - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I was going to say Awwww too, but Johnny beat me to it. Very touching, Kristof. And Arwen, you do too know the song. The opening line is "You fill up my senses, like a night in the forest."
Kristof Robertson - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thankyou Johnny and Ash...Arwen: EVERYBODY knows this song...everybody HATES this song!! :-)
Arwen - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay...I know it. I never knew the title, I guess...I always thought it was "You Fill Up My Senses." SorRY, people...; ) 5s, KR...
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof - 5's. Arwen - don't feel too bad, the first half-dozen times someone used this song for a parody I begged off with DKTOS because I couldn't place the song from the title and the parody lyrics didn't lead me to any sort of melody. Finally someone referenced it for me and the light went on. And yes, Kristof, I DO hate this song...UGH! I think the "P" score on this one is for "poignancy".
Ashkicksass - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't hate this song!
Meriadoc - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Agree with all above - this was a lovely parody, and yes, I too hate the OS.... :-) (sorry AKA!)
Billy Florio - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
THe original song is terrible...but this is great...5-5-5
Cookie-man - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This was splendid! Great job! 555 P.S. I LOVE the original song :p
Royce Miller - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
good parody, Kristof
alvin rhodes - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
funny yet touching....i like it
darren potter - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
hi i love this parody so much that i want to make it into a cartoon and get my friend who is a pro singer to do the track for me have you any objections to me using your lyrics kristof?? let me know please and also anyone who has parody's as excellent as this let me see them please am creating a website with all animated parody's on. email is cheers darren

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