Reminds me of that old W.C.Fields comedy bit! Good job, KR, 5's.

I love it today.

Or even Steve Buscemi!!!

Classic! 555 points for that line alone! =)

Arwen totally stole my thunder. I was going to say that even if this parody was awful, (which it most certainly is NOT) I would still give you 5's for including Mr. Buscemi. I love that guy. Wonderful job, K!

thanks Johnny, John, Arwen and Ash...it's not often you get the opportunity to include Mr Pink in a parody..glad you liked it

This reminds me of the Winston Churchill quote I've seen around (paraphrasing slightly 'cause my memory is a little hazy)

Lady:"Sir, you're drunk"
Sir Winston:"I may be drunk, but madam, you are ugly. The difference is, I shall be sober in the morning"

Great song :-)

Great job!

Loved it

I have no idea who Steve Buscemi is, and I was thinking Lemmy as in Lemmy (sic) and Squiggy, but it still worked... ;-)

Ah, the old Schooner Scale...

Pretty funny, but I still like my parody better, "Will I Have Money Tomorrow?"!

Nope...sorry, David. Kristof's is better.

Kristof, another classic. You are rollin'!

This is the good, the bad and the fugly - just without the good and the bad. Bo Derek was a ten, I'll give this one a five.

Merry and anyone else who does not know who Steve Buscemi is, go to this link. I am sure you will recognise this actor immediately.

http://images.google.com/images?q=Steve%20Buscemi&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&sa=N­&tab=wi

Kristof: You'll still be ugly, and she can diet. Your only hopes would appear to be to "Extreme Makeover" or holding a bottle of Red Stripe. "It's beer! Hooray, beer!" (Truth in advertising: I've never really tried the stuff, nor am I about to.) Adam: There's a similar story involving him: Lady Astor says, "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee," and Churchill says, "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." Merry: Steve Buscemi usually plays scumbags, including doomed cousin Tony Blundetto on "The Sopranos" and "Mr. Pink" in "Reservoir Dogs"... the guy who inspired singer Alecia Moore, who loves that movie, to take a stage name.

Great Parody. Thinking of covering this song myself.... I've met Lemmy.... you're right! ;) 555

I am currently watching an A&E network encore presentation of Fargo with Steve Buscemi. Interesting to note that the Buscemi character was described to police several times in this movie as a suspect and each time he was said to be just generally ugly with no other distinguishing features.

Lemmy/Buscemi slayed me Kristof - just randomly picking thru your stuff - and I love Steve Buscemi (in a professional shake-hands-only kinda way) - 555

Missed this first time around... very funny, Kristof: reminds me of the interchange between Bessie Braddock (one of the first Labour MPs) and Winston Churchill:
BB: Sir, you're drunk
WC: And you madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.

D'Oh! Just spotted Adam's comment. Ah well, great minds and all that ;-)