My dog...is so smelly
He's got gas.....in his belly
Then it blows.......yes, it blows
Although my dog is still special
Let's take him down to the vet
Before....he explodes!

He farts all day and he farts all night
My neighbours set his farts alight....he's so sickly
When he lets rip a biggun'
It's like Hiroshima's being nuked again
I can't breathe, I'm near Farting Rover (Rover!)
Farting Ro-ovahhh! (Rover!)

Every day I open the windows up
Why can't I plug his bottom up nice and solid?
It's time to get the mutt checked out
Don't feed Rover another sprout, Oh dear
I can't breathe, I'm near Farting Rover (Rover!)
Farting Ro-ovahhh! (Rover!)

Why don't we take him to the pound?
Send him off somewhere far, far away
I really don't want him around anymore
I've spent a fortune on air freshener spray
Well,well darling...

He farts to the left, and to the right
He'd rather fart than bark or bite, it's so sickly
And when he lifts his leg up
It's like Chernobyl all over again, oh dear
I passed out, right near Farting Rover (Rover!)
Farting Ro-ovahhh! (Rover!)