Song Parodies -> It's The Wrong Way To Get With Mary
| Original Song Title: | "It's A Long Way To Tipperary" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's The Wrong Way To Get With Mary" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
Some guys just don't know when they're on a non-starter.....
It's the wrong way to get with Mary
She's immune to your ploys
Man, you've got no chance with Mary
She ain't interested in boys
Think about the bars she goes to
And her love of k.d. lang
Though you may be really hot for Mary
Men's bits ain't her thang!
VERSE:
Mary doesn't seem to be won over by your wit
The Tommy H ain't workin', she is telling you to split
You might think you're Casanova, or a young Don Juan
But unless your name's Juanita, this ain't no home run!
It's the wrong way to get with Mary
And it's not cause she's shy
Think you need a spelling lesson
Gimme G, A and a Y!
You should get marks for persistance
You sure have a stubborn streak
But you've finally given up on Mary
Try a nunnery next week!
She's immune to your ploys
Man, you've got no chance with Mary
She ain't interested in boys
Think about the bars she goes to
And her love of k.d. lang
Though you may be really hot for Mary
Men's bits ain't her thang!
VERSE:
Mary doesn't seem to be won over by your wit
The Tommy H ain't workin', she is telling you to split
You might think you're Casanova, or a young Don Juan
But unless your name's Juanita, this ain't no home run!
It's the wrong way to get with Mary
And it's not cause she's shy
Think you need a spelling lesson
Gimme G, A and a Y!
You should get marks for persistance
You sure have a stubborn streak
But you've finally given up on Mary
Try a nunnery next week!
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