Song Parodies -> Smashin' Up That Mobile Phone
| Original Song Title: | "Hangin' On The Telephone (Ver.2)" |
| Original Performer: | Blondie |
| Parody Song Title: | "Smashin' Up That Mobile Phone" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
**This is the corrected version- please ignore the other posting of this parody**I've got nothing against mobile phones per se; just the Nokiaddicts who seem to be umbillically attached to them....precocious rant commencing........
I'm on the 6.11, coming home from work
The guy I'm sitting next sure looks like a jerk
Ringtone I hearI freakin' go berserk
I feel like smashing up that mobile phone!
It's “hello sweetie-pie, I'm twelve minutes from home
I'll pick some milk up, can you give the dog a bone?
I'm annoying and I'm wearing cheap cologne..
When will we talk again?
When will we talk again?
Five minutes? Make it ten.”
I feel like smashing up that mobile phone.
I feel like smashing up that mobile phone!
With this technology, why do you have to shout?
And why is the r-cept--n alw-ys cut--ng o-t?
Ali G. Bell is turning in his grave, no doubt
I feel like smashing up that mobile phone
Whether it's texting or moronic conversation
It seems like self important techno-masturbation
And I don't give a s**t ‘bout your son's graduation
Oh I can't control myself
Oh I can't control myself
Oh I can't control myself
I'll soon be smashing up that mobile phone!
Hang up and get a life
Whoah, hang up and get a life
Whoah, hang up and get a life
Whoah, hang up and get a life
Bla-ah blah blah blah......get a life!
The guy I'm sitting next sure looks like a jerk
Ringtone I hearI freakin' go berserk
I feel like smashing up that mobile phone!
It's “hello sweetie-pie, I'm twelve minutes from home
I'll pick some milk up, can you give the dog a bone?
I'm annoying and I'm wearing cheap cologne..
When will we talk again?
When will we talk again?
Five minutes? Make it ten.”
I feel like smashing up that mobile phone.
I feel like smashing up that mobile phone!
With this technology, why do you have to shout?
And why is the r-cept--n alw-ys cut--ng o-t?
Ali G. Bell is turning in his grave, no doubt
I feel like smashing up that mobile phone
Whether it's texting or moronic conversation
It seems like self important techno-masturbation
And I don't give a s**t ‘bout your son's graduation
Oh I can't control myself
Oh I can't control myself
Oh I can't control myself
I'll soon be smashing up that mobile phone!
Hang up and get a life
Whoah, hang up and get a life
Whoah, hang up and get a life
Whoah, hang up and get a life
Bla-ah blah blah blah......get a life!
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i can SO relate to this...nice job...5s
5s. 6s if you act out the song.
And Blondie's follow-up...Call Me =) This was really well done!
And why is the r-cept--n alw-ys cut--ng o-t? - another sublime idea, Kristof - would you call that existential? btw, altho this is the corrected version, there's still a word (to) missing from line 2, I think - loved it 555
Thanks guys! And Stu...well done for spotting the deliberate omission; you win a trip to Albury-Wodonga courtesy of Kristoftour Inc.! :-) Seriously, I've got to proofread better....
wow! - do they have kangaroos there??
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