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Song Parodies -> "Round Log- The Dullest Parody Ever"

Original Song Title:

"Hound Dog"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Round Log- The Dullest Parody Ever"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

When you're creative spark goes out....write about wood
You ain't nothin' but a round log
Nothing much to do
You ain't nothin' but a round log
People sit on you
If you were a log in Holland
They'd make you into shoes

This song I'm regrettin'
Run out of ideas
Shoulda written 'bout Dubya
Or even Britney Spears
We-ell I'm out of inspiration
I need a few more beers

(A few beers later.....)

You ain't nothin but a round log
Sittin' in the park
You ain't nothin' but a round log
Covered all in bark
You're so very brown and log-like
You'd make a damn good....ark (?)

This song's really rubbish
Getting more absurd
I was gonna use "shrubbish"
Ain't even a word
We-ell, my parody on timber
Is just a big brown turd

You ain't nothin' but a round log
Laying on the ground
You ain't nothin' but a round log
Making not a sound
You will never be a tea chest
And all you are is round!!!!

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Ravyn Rant - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I needed something really silly to start the working week. Thanks for providing it.
Phil Alexander - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
There's a certain Prez-ish feeling to this one... now I know that writing parodies is a bit harder than falling off a log, but writing 'bout one? Inspirational.
Royce Miller - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
you'd have to beat out alot of dull parodies to claim this was the dullest one ever; 'fraid you don't get that prize
Jonathan C. - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Just because this song is dull doesn't mean it's unfunny. *Yawn*-5-5-5.
alvin rhodes - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
funiest one i read today...5s
Johnny D - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
555 . . . hmmm . . . maybe I'll do a parody of "Hound Dog" . . . hmmm . . .
Agrimorfee - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment
545, because only the last stanza was dull...I was really hoping for a runaway LOL punchline. :)
Meriadoc - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
"It's log, it's log; it's hard, it's heavy, it's wood...."

~Comes out of trance~.... really, tho' this was hilarious!
neminem - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Well personally I was hoping for some math humor, but metahumor's good too. 5/5/5
Michael Pacholek - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
But your wit is sharp!
2nz - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Self-aware, self-bashing parodies are thoroughly enjoyed by myself. I haven't seen one of them around here in a while. Great job, once again.
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
;o)
The But-Meister - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice, Nice, BLOODY HILLARIOUS, MATE! 5/5

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