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Song Parodies -> "Dang Kyrgyzstan"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"Dang Kyrgyzstan"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

The first in my upcoming "Obscure Nations" Series. A "tribute" to Central Asia's best named country
Sometimes it's hard to be a nation
Comin' up with laws and 10 year plans
You might have poor times; sometimes, civil war times
At times, other states invade your land

But if you're Bahrain, Spain or Ukraine
Communist China, Nepal, Oman.....
I'd like to state, you'll...be always grateful
Your name ain't hard to understan'...

Dang Kyrgyzstan!
Pronounce it with heart sinkin'
What on earth were ya thinkin'?
Is that a hard or soft "g"?
Dang Kyrghhhm-stan!
UN though you were bluffin'
But you ain't 'fraid of con-so-nants
Dang Ky.....stan!

Dang mmm-mmm-stan!
In Scrabble, you're worth somethin'
I'll stick with Denmark, France, Japan
Dang Kyrgyzstan!

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Matthias - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Here's some 5's sent from Matthiastan.
Wendy Christopher - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Awww Kristof..... you must be getting dead bored with all these 5's now! ;^) But what else could I do... this is another masterpiece!
McKludge - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat. Isn't that country just east of Whyrdifukistan? 555
Jack Wilson - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
This is awesome! 5s
Janyl - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Hello, it is rather strange, a parody on Kyrgyzstan in English. Is it possible to get in touch witht the author? I am a journalist from Kyrgyzstan with rferl.org. Thanks, Janyl chytyrbaevaj@rferl.org
Jason - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
And here are some 555s from Jasonstian!
Tommy Turtle - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
O,-man... Bahrain and Spain are plainer than Ukraine... Great series concept... and doesn't that make Australia "Under-stan?" Looking forward to more from Khryztahf Rhybyrtztan. Fhyvistan.
AFW - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Triple five funny...makes you stan tall as a parodist
alvin - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
great title switch...about time someone started an obscure nation project
Guy - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
One day Russia got Hungary, fried Turkey in Greece and served it on China. Ye-man you can Sheik Yamunni on this one; to the tune of $555.00. I especially liked the Finnish. Finnish comes right after Him-a-layin as Him-a-layin comes right after Rushin'. This is Jamakin' of good parody and anything is better than being between Iraq and a hard place.
Kristof Robertson - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Matty: Cheers! what's it like in Matthiastan? Does everybody wear green masks? ;-)

Wendy: I NEVER get bored with 5s! Cheers, m'dear...much appreciated.

McKludge: and southwest of Eminemdidasongcalledstan....;-) Thanks

Jack: Your "awesome"s are worth their weight in gold. Thanks, bud

Janyl: Wow! That was unexpected....I hope you weren't offended (eek). I'm intrigued enough to email you. Cheers

Jason: How's the bus service in Jasonstan? :-D Gracias amigo

TT: I promise you, dude, there are some doozies to come. Thanks for looking in.

AFW: Danke, mein buddy! This was a lot of funistan to write

Alvin: Feel free to join in, friend!

Guy: Hee! How long did it take you to come up with all that? I think you've got in first with every pun I was going to use for the rest of my series...;-) Cheers
TT - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof, it's a trap! Didn't you just write about the Russian brides bein' lyin' spies? Heed thine own advice, Mate! Don't marry Janyl!
John Barry - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Maybe the place is so f*cked up because no one there can pronounce it. OutSTANding job.
Guy - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof - Actually it took me about as long as it did to type it. Just wanted to give you some cannon fodder - didn't mean to steal your thunder. Of course I know you would have thought this out and used it. Can't wait for the next installment. I could go on but my fingers are tired. :-)
stuart mcarthur - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
some genius lines again Kristof - not afraid of consonants - scrabble - so witty, mate :-) - 555
John Jenkins - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Making one parody out of an obscure nation is an outstanding feat of artistry. I look forward to the remainder of the series. Unfortunately, Scrabble players are not allowed to use proper nouns, and AmIRight voters are not allowed to vote higher than 555.
Kristof Robertson - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
TT: You're right, mate...I've done 2 former Soviet bloc parodies in a row without realising. What's going on, comrade? :-)

JAB: I actually know bugger all about Kyrgyzstan...except that it's near China. Thanks for the votes and comment dude

Guy: No thunder stealing at all mate; I was only jokin' about the pun-pilfering. I've got titles for the next 4 but not much else.

Stu: Thanks, mate. As for your last comment; you're half right :-D John: I knew the Scrabble line was factually incorrect, but I'm not one to let accuracy get in the way of humour! Cheers...with the pretty good response this little piece of silliness has got, I'm actually looking forward to doing more
The Pomfret - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
This was so good! and beyond your craftsmanship that goodness comes from a parody that we can sing to our grandmothers. Clean is always funny. Thank you for making this one so.

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