You left your school way back in '85
And thanked the Lord that you got out alive
It was, you can say
Quite like Guantanamo Bay
Imprisoned without charge in class 11A, hey hey

Tonight you're surfing on the world wide web
Wond'ring what happened to your first love, Deb
Now you feel a putz
Coz kids that hated your guts
Some twenty years later, all want toget in touch, hey hey

Reunited with the dweebs and nerds
Reunited with those jock bass-turds
Who'd give you a wedge
And got their kicks flushing heads
Past feuds could be ignited on Friends Reunited, hey hey

You found out Deb married that d***head, Mark
They've got eight kids and run a trailer park
And cheerleader Pip
Now works the Las Vegas Strip
She always was athletic with areal firm grip, hey hey

Stanley the Goth now works in stocks and bonds
And "Useless Eustice" won Olympic bronze
Big Baseballer Bart
Still works late nights at K-Mart
He tried out with the Braves but couldn'tget a start (hehe!)

Reunited with the preppies, punks
Reunited with the divas, drunks
And old Mr Lee
Who taught 5th grade chemistry
"Tutored" young boys in private, so he got indicted, hey hey

Lechers, losers, the burnt-out and broke
The dudes who used to deal the pills and smoke
All logging in
And wondering why
There are no Oscar winners in ouralumni, hey hey

Reunited with those you disliked
Reunited with the campus bike
She lives down your street,
She's asking if you can meet
Your love life has been blighted: you think"hey, why fight it?"hey hey!!