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Song Parodies -> "New Age Jews"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Suede Shoes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"New Age Jews"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
Scientology? Shmientology!! If you want to be running with the in-crowd...
There's a-one called Madonna
Two: Demi Moore
Three cheers, Kabbalah
Let's get hardcore!
So don't youstart dissin' New Age Jews
Buy a piece of red string, and hang out with them New Age Jews
You can be a Buddh-ist
Like Goldie or Gere
Follow Allah
And grow facial hair
Check out L. Ron if ya like Tom Cruise
Or pray to meet some Celebrity Jews!
Goyimwanna be New Age Jews
It's a gelt-trip for sure, but don't kvetch 'bout New Age Jews
Come on down, convert
No regrets
Synagogues roll out the red car-pets
Old Testament has become big news
So uh-oh, oy vey, lay offa dem Jews
There's big bucksreelin' in New Age Jews
Though the water ain't free, have a drink with them New Age Jews
New, new.New Age Jews..
Two: Demi Moore
Three cheers, Kabbalah
Let's get hardcore!
So don't youstart dissin' New Age Jews
Buy a piece of red string, and hang out with them New Age Jews
You can be a Buddh-ist
Like Goldie or Gere
Follow Allah
And grow facial hair
Check out L. Ron if ya like Tom Cruise
Or pray to meet some Celebrity Jews!
Goyimwanna be New Age Jews
It's a gelt-trip for sure, but don't kvetch 'bout New Age Jews
Come on down, convert
No regrets
Synagogues roll out the red car-pets
Old Testament has become big news
So uh-oh, oy vey, lay offa dem Jews
There's big bucksreelin' in New Age Jews
Though the water ain't free, have a drink with them New Age Jews
New, new.New Age Jews..
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Kristof, 555 both for this cool parody AND for the cool synchronicity you and I find ourselves in today --- check out my parody of Madonna's song "Borderline" !
Excellent social satire. 5s
inspired
rollicking fun
Very funny--interesting irony that it turns out Elvis was Jewish on his mother's side. Fact check: Although she's an avid follower of the teachings of the Kaballa Center, Madonna hasn't converted to Judaism.
It seems to me that some in Hollywood are taking up religion as a trend or fad, which is laughable and needs to be made fun of. 5s
Definitely kosher...excellent work...fives
Oy, vey... Kristof you are such a Shlemiel... not at all goyim... keep this up and you'll have noshing to worry about....
:-D
Splendid! :-) 555
haven't commented for a while, I read the first verse, and I'm in wonderful Kristof-land again - that's one of the best starts to a parody I've seen, oh master - 555
Funny, 555's
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