Father Johnson, it's been so long since you've seen bosoms
Father Johnson, do you read Playboy every night?
Here comes a nun (doo doo doo doo)
Here comes a nun and I say
She's alright

Father Johnson, a smile's returning to your face now
Father Johnson, forget your vows of chastity
Here comes a nun (doo doo doo doo)
Go on my son, it's Sunday
She's alright

Nun nun nun, here she comes
Fun fun fun, you want some

Father Johnson, your stern demeanor's slowly melting
Father Johnson, I'm sure the Pope will understand
Here comes a nun (doo doo doo doo)
A sexy nun, oh baby!
She's alright!