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Song Parodies -> "Scene Three, Take Three: One More Time..."

Original Song Title:

"Baby One More Time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Scene Three, Take Three: One More Time..."

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

I'll leave it up to you readers to decide who this could be about...
Director Hector...
Director Hector...

Director Hector; I'm ready for my close-up
But I'm not feeling right here
Hector Director; I'm gonna barf, hurl, throw-up
I partied hard last night, yeah!

Tell me how you want to shoot me...
With an Uzi? Never heard of that cam-ra before

My sexiness... fills up the screen (And I'm)
Sure to impress... the 'cademy (guys dig me!)
I maybe should've rehearsed my line
Chill out, it's fine!
Scene three, take three: one more time...

Director Hector; my dad owns the studio
Which is, like, fantastic!
Mister Director; I do my own stunts, you should know
But no flames, coz I'm plastic

Walk me through scenes six and eighteen
No script for me; never learned to read stuff anyhow

I've Meryl-ness... an inner Streep (that's right!)
A tiny dress... and cleavage deep (oh so deep!)
Though I'm strung out on a cocaine line
Chased down with wine
Oh geez, sorry! One more time....

Sack the director...
Director Hector...

Director Hector; I've been here an hour or more
Hector Director; I've got a massage at four...

I'm in distress; I'm getting paid less
Than Gwyneth Paltrow
Need a pay rise or I'll leave
You'll be up the creek
You'll have to resign
(And) wind up helming Rambo 9 [Ha!]

My diva-ness... might be obscene (bite me!)
But I'm the best... teen drama queen (drama queen!)
I've screwed Keanu a bunch o' times
And Kevin Kline...
Take six, F*** this; Miller Time!

I must confess (I've got big breasts) that my brain's a mess
(Fill out a T) I need to lay down
(I'm not impressed) take a (with catering) break guys while I heave
(When I've been drinking I LOVE to drive!) then get me a beer
Call my agent, Clive...

Scene Three, take one hundred-five!!

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Total Votes: 15

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Matthias - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Are you telling me that this movie is shot in France? -wink-
alvin - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
my fave of the day
Jack Wilson - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
This was AWESOME! Can we expect you to shave your head and make a horrible performance at next year's VMAs? jk 5s
Project Sisyphus - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, this is brilliant. But what she REALLY wants to do is direct.
AFW - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
You Speared through this notch work
Adam Eccleshall - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome... this should really be recorded :)
Agrimorfee - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) I esp. like how you made up an entire character out of the OS. You made this round look so easy!:)
2Eagle - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
She thinks she's Meryl Streep? She's Barbie whacked out on wowee sauce. You describe her well.
Rick C - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Simply marvelous, Mr. Roberson! TMGLTM 555+
Rick C - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I meant, Mr. Robertson, not Roberson. Apparently, I don't have time for T today.
Kristof Robertson - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
A slightly belated thanks to all who read and commented:

Matty: Ain't namin' anyone dude (for fear of a libel suit)....I'll let you create your own mental diva. Cheers

Alvin: You always say the right thing, mate!

Jack: hehehe; although I don't think I could make any more of a hash of it than the lady in question....

Adam: I'll put it on my to do list: expect it around 2012 ;-)

AFW: Groansome pun, but highly appreciated comment. Thanks!

Sisy: They all do, dude...they all do

Aggy: Believe me, this was in no way easy, was the 5th OS I attempted. Cheers

2Eagle: Hopefully not too well: I don't want a court summons!

Rik, I mean Rick: Hey stranger! Thanks for looking in. Pleeease start submitting again soon; the place ain't the same without your warped humour adding some colour.

Phil Alexander - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmm... security code "K4V" - Kristof 4 Victory perhaps? How appropriate :-)
Wendy Christopher - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
You rock. You rock bells. This is truly brilliant - I salute you!
Walt C - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Probably just me... but I thought this sounded alot like Lindsay Lohan's resume' Thought it was Brilliant - Hit ya baby one more time, 5-5-5 !!!
stuart mcarthur - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(dec2.2) ah, how cute Britney used to be........and she actually sings "bye-bee bye-bee" (a bit Aussie almost) - wonderful satirical stab Kristof, and I lol-ed at "Take six, F*** this; Miller Time" - 555
bobpiecheese - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon 2.0) Holy crap, Kristof, you;re quite good at the 'dumb-blonde' parody, ain'tcha? Brilliant through and through!
Below Average Dave ( - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec2) With an Uzi? Never heard of that cam-ra before. . .wow. . .I HAVE TO record this one for you since you are interested, although it has to wait till I purchase the rights to that track. . .but WOW what a parody. . .every line was awesome
Jeff Reuben - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Too funny, can't get enough of dumb blondes =) Songs of course
Jack Wilson - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Had me LMAO once again,5s
Chris Crocker ( channeled by Jack Wilson) - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Mikey Squirrel - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
DEC2- Heehee, this was too funny. Can't get enough of Britney-bashing. Well done, Kristof.
Arwen - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...what's this? A hilarious, perfectly paced parody from Kristof? Shocker...; ) Excellent as always, flames 'cause I'm plastic was my favorite! (well, one of's just too good all around!)

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