-> "Scene Three, Take Three: One More Time..."
Original Song Title:
"Baby One More Time" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Scene Three, Take Three: One More Time..."
Director Hector; I'm ready for my close-up
But I'm not feeling right here
Hector Director; I'm gonna barf, hurl, throw-up
I partied hard last night, yeah!
Tell me how you want to shoot me...
With an Uzi? Never heard of that cam-ra before
My sexiness... fills up the screen (And I'm)
Sure to impress... the 'cademy (guys dig me!)
I maybe should've rehearsed my line
Chill out, it's fine!
Scene three, take three: one more time...
Director Hector; my dad owns the studio
Which is, like, fantastic!
Mister Director; I do my own stunts, you should know
But no flames, coz I'm plastic
Walk me through scenes six and eighteen
No script for me; never learned to read stuff anyhow
I've Meryl-ness... an inner Streep (that's right!)
A tiny dress... and cleavage deep (oh so deep!)
Though I'm strung out on a cocaine line
Chased down with wine
Oh geez, sorry! One more time....
Sack the director...
Director Hector; I've been here an hour or more
Hector Director; I've got a massage at four...
I'm in distress; I'm getting paid less
Than Gwyneth Paltrow
Need a pay rise or I'll leave
You'll be up the creek
You'll have to resign
(And) wind up helming Rambo 9 [Ha!]
My diva-ness... might be obscene (bite me!)
But I'm the best... teen drama queen (drama queen!)
I've screwed Keanu a bunch o' times
And Kevin Kline...
Take six, F*** this; Miller Time!
I must confess (I've got big breasts) that my brain's a mess
(Fill out a T) I need to lay down
(I'm not impressed) take a (with catering) break guys while I heave
(When I've been drinking I LOVE to drive!) then get me a beer
Call my agent, Clive...
Scene Three, take one hundred-five!!
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