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Song Parodies -> "Sans Peter"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Sans Peter"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Not one for the faint hearted!!
You had a few drinks that night
And you felt like a bite
Making a sub, your clothes strewn 'cross the floor
Is that salami?
You made a mistake, put your shlong on chopping board
And so you paid the price
Even though you packed it in ice
The surgeon said no, can't reattach, so he put Johnson in a jar
Phallic removal
With a serrated knife, was one drunken step too far

Oh-oh, you were dumb
Left with nothing but a stump
Oh-oh, feeling glum
Now you're sans peter...
Oh-oh, you were dumb
Left with nothing but a stump
Oh-oh, feeling glum
Now you're sans peter...

A cucumber in your shorts
A substitute of sorts
But you're depressed, when you get dressed you feel your missing part
Shopping tomorrow...
They're having a sale, discount strap-ons at K-Mart!!

Oh-oh, you were dumb
Left with nothing but a stump
Oh-oh, feeling glum
Now you're sans peter...
Oh-oh, you were dumb
Left with nothing but a stump
Oh-oh, feeling glum
Now you're sans peter...

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Johnny D - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, it's a raunchy day on ol' Amiright, heh heh heh! Gross but wacky, KR, with great rhymes!
Arwen - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm a HUGE fan of the original...and yet I can't get it in my head to sing along. Dammit!
K1chyd - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
What? Without Me? :-)
Dee Range - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
LMCO... laughed my c@ck off! High 5's
John Barry - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Attention, Kmart shtuppers. The Kmart image is just too funny!
The Thought Police - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm, you know,this must explain why I've never seen Dagwood Bumstead drinking...555
Meriadoc - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious! ;-D
Jeff Reuben - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Working on something, making sure it hadn't been done yet, and I come across this. The title made me laugh. The lyrics made me scream in horror. 5s =) (Lorena Bobbitt?)

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