Song Parodies -> Sans Peter
| Original Song Title: | "Maneater" |
| Original Performer: | Hall & Oates |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sans Peter" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
Not one for the faint hearted!!
You had a few drinks that night
And you felt like a bite
Making a sub, your clothes strewn 'cross the floor
Is that salami?
You made a mistake, put your shlong on chopping board
And so you paid the price
Even though you packed it in ice
The surgeon said no, can't reattach, so he put Johnson in a jar
Phallic removal
With a serrated knife, was one drunken step too far
Oh-oh, you were dumb
Left with nothing but a stump
Oh-oh, feeling glum
Now you're sans peter...
Oh-oh, you were dumb
Left with nothing but a stump
Oh-oh, feeling glum
Now you're sans peter...
A cucumber in your shorts
A substitute of sorts
But you're depressed, when you get dressed you feel your missing part
Shopping tomorrow...
They're having a sale, discount strap-ons at K-Mart!!
Oh-oh, you were dumb
Left with nothing but a stump
Oh-oh, feeling glum
Now you're sans peter...
Oh-oh, you were dumb
Left with nothing but a stump
Oh-oh, feeling glum
Now you're sans peter...
And you felt like a bite
Making a sub, your clothes strewn 'cross the floor
Is that salami?
You made a mistake, put your shlong on chopping board
And so you paid the price
Even though you packed it in ice
The surgeon said no, can't reattach, so he put Johnson in a jar
Phallic removal
With a serrated knife, was one drunken step too far
Oh-oh, you were dumb
Left with nothing but a stump
Oh-oh, feeling glum
Now you're sans peter...
Oh-oh, you were dumb
Left with nothing but a stump
Oh-oh, feeling glum
Now you're sans peter...
A cucumber in your shorts
A substitute of sorts
But you're depressed, when you get dressed you feel your missing part
Shopping tomorrow...
They're having a sale, discount strap-ons at K-Mart!!
Oh-oh, you were dumb
Left with nothing but a stump
Oh-oh, feeling glum
Now you're sans peter...
Oh-oh, you were dumb
Left with nothing but a stump
Oh-oh, feeling glum
Now you're sans peter...
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Wow, it's a raunchy day on ol' Amiright, heh heh heh! Gross but wacky, KR, with great rhymes!
I'm a HUGE fan of the original...and yet I can't get it in my head to sing along. Dammit!
What? Without Me? :-)
LMCO... laughed my c@ck off! High 5's
Attention, Kmart shtuppers. The Kmart image is just too funny!
Hmmm, you know,this must explain why I've never seen Dagwood Bumstead drinking...555
Hilarious! ;-D
Working on something, making sure it hadn't been done yet, and I come across this. The title made me laugh. The lyrics made me scream in horror. 5s =) (Lorena Bobbitt?)
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