-> "MANtiesâ„¢"
Original Song Title:
"Mandy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"MANtiesâ„¢"
The Lyrics
In my household, crime was rife
Nicking knickers from the wife
Shamefaced, guilty man
A site found while surfing
Goshdarn saved my life
I grabbed my Visa
Morning; my delivery
Mailman stares bewilderedly
They were the right size
(I'm getting giggly)
I never realised
How happy they'd make me
Those Manties
Well they're pink and they're silk and they're frilly
And they're made just for me
Those manties
They've got bows and more room for my willy
So I bought thirty three new Manties
Sexy at the taxi rank
So coquettish at the bank
Though I'm XXin' while you're XYin'
Macho's a state of mind
No more Calvin Kli-en
Those Manties
They're so sheer on my rear, some are see-through
You should buy some today
Oh, Manties
Do you crave lingerie? Buddy, me too!
Tired of boxers in grey?
Try Manties!
Yesterday, Y-fronts
They were atrocious
Put 'em on, just once
You'll feel precocious
In Manties
Well they're pink and they're silk and they're frilly
And they're made just for me
Those manties
They've got bows and more room for my willy
So I bought thirty three new Manties
If you're stout, check 'em out; there's no chafing
And it won't mean you're gay
In manties
Also, they're wash-and-wear; labour saving!
Some are see-thru..
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