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Song Parodies -> "Six-Beer Sadie"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy Sadie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Six-Beer Sadie"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
Six-beer Sadieyou've had enough
I'm sorry to be so dang blunt
You've got grilled cheese all down your front
Six-beer Sadieooh, you're lookin' rough

Six-beer Sadiecan't hold your booze
You lift your skirt for all to see
Hands down the pants of a Marine
Six-beer Sadiesick on your shoes

A slurry sway; you're stumble-in' across the dance floor
"Hey, That'sh mah song!"; you're grindin' hips with John
Six-beer Sadiethe drunkest of them all

Six-beer Sadieyou skanky ho!
You just punched out my girlfriend Sue
Coz she was "dishreshpectin'" you
Six-beer Sadieooh, it's time to go

Six-beer Sadieso off your head
The men's room's not for intercourse
If hubby hears, you'll get divorced!
Six-beer Sadiedrink Sprite instead

I gave up and called you a cab
Coz you're sweary, unstable
Lynyrd Skynyrd you begin to sing
Six-beer Sadie; off that sailor,
Find your trailer and go home

Ummmit's only just turned 10 a.m.
Six-beer Sadie
Ummmthe church group says "don't come again"
Six-beer Sadie

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Steve K. - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry, but I can only give you five beers in each of 3 packs. So you're not as think as I drunk you are? Is that what you said to the ossifer?
Matthias - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thish shuper was sho shpoof!!!!!!! I'sh gave it fivesh!!!!
Ann Hammond - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
For your drinking and religous needs visit St. Stans
alvin rhodes - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
sounds like "six-beer" needs a "twelve-step"...and while we're discussing numbers....fives
Lionel Mertens - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
6-beer Sadie's idea of a 12 step program is exactly that: 12 steps away from her 6 pack. 5's
TJC - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny! I esp. liked the sailor/trailer couplet--and also learned that restrooms apparently are NOT designed for intercourse... hmmm... all these years now....
AFW - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
You Paint a great picture, here...she sounds like white trash without money...
Peregrin - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Kristof, you sond like you know what you are writing about muwahahah !
Stuart McArthur - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
to quote South Park, "What seems to be the officer, problem?" - LOL, KR - I'm sure I know sixbeer Sadie - except she does her recreational bonking in the women's room, still to Lyrnyrd Skynyrd though - 555
Red Ant - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Oddly enough, I loved the "Lynyrd Skynyrd you begin to sing" part the best; drunk women (or men) cannot sing. Period.

On the news tonight, a woman in VA Beach was arrested for DUI with, get this, a 0.44 BAC (yes, over 5 times the legal limit!). I'm guessing she had 6 6 packs to get that drunk. Nothing says sexy like a mug shot, lol!

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