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Song Parodies -> "The Tale Of Abe's Incarceration"

Original Song Title:

"The ABC Song"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Tale Of Abe's Incarceration"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

A little New Year's ditty...
Abe, he squeezed teen
He gripped she
A child, jailbait
(elementary)
Cue, arrest
She fooled he
Troubled youth sex
Whine and plea

Now we know why Abe squeezed teen
Next week, court and sen-ten-cing...
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0
Total Votes: 12

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 5   12
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alvin rhodes - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
A
Phil Alexander - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
B... yutiful
MasonR - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
C...ute!
Stephen aka Step-chan - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
D..... irty(a little and controversial too). 5s.
Some Guy - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
E...xtremely F... antastic! This is the first real parody of this song I've actually seen on this site G... ood job!
Red Ant - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
E... xcellent. MUCH better than my unposted parody of this song.
carol - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
G rrrreat 555
Matthias - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
H illariously... I ngenious
AFW - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Are u sure this wasn't Michael, instead of Abe? 5's
Matthias - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Way to go AFW, screwing up our sweet Alphebtical comments! Everybody knows that Are comes after Cue!!!
Adagio - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, totally clever and funny! 5's
Blue Ant - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
J...ust a minute; I think my fellow Ant screwed up the alphabet; "Some Guy" had used E, F, and G....so the next letter should've been H. But Matthias used it, so we can:

K...eep on rolling.

L...et the alphabet continue. M...aybe there's no new person typing a comment right N...ow.
Blue Ant - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
O...h, by the way, I voted 5/5/5 on it.
Kristof Robertson - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
P..raise you all! I'm Q...uite Relieved that this S...illy little T...ale was U...nderstood and V...oted for. W...hy, I think you're all X..ceptional human beings. Y..ou make me Z...oom with happiness! ;-)

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