-> "Ken (A Doll's Tale)"
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"Ken (A Doll's Tale)"
Ken, why is it you don't have a shlong?
Seems that your creators got it wrong
Though you wear the nicest clothes
A life without a hose
Is full of misery
It's sad that you can't pee
(It's sad that you can't pee)
Ken, you're wondrin' where does Barbie go?
She's been gettin' down with GI Joe!
She says that you're really sweet
But 'cause you are sans meat
And don't wear combat gear
You're out on your fake rear
(You're out on your fake rear)
You used to be..."fab" and "cool"
What you need...is a tool
(You used to be..."fab" and "cool")
(What you need...is a tool)
Ken, it's time to go back to Mattel
Ask them if they can give you some "swell"
Maybe a piercing or two
A chinese script tattoo
I'm sure they'll think again
And they'll fill your Calvins, Ken
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