Song Parodies -> Ants In Teams
| Original Song Title: | "Dancing Queen" |
| Original Performer: | Abba |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ants In Teams" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
I remember, from my childhood, watching cartoons where armies of ants used to carry off whole picnics...this is a tribute to the strength and determination of those little buggers....
Sunday afternoon, picnic time
Hymenoptera, poised for crime
They will steal your fried chicken, and your burgers too
If they're given half of a chance
Ant be nimble and ant be quick
Please keep an eye on your bread stick
They are planning a raid now, organised attack
Cheesecake gone in a glance
They get into your pants....
Look out, there's ants in teams
They'll nick anything, so it seems
Ants in teams..just made off with a can'o'beans...oh yeah!
See them lift, carry too
That is what they like to do (ooo-ooo-ooh)
Watch them crawl on your jeans
I hate those ants in teams
Bladder's full and you need a wee
So you dash off behind a tree
On return you're astonished, they have cleaned you out
You didn't stand a chance
In England, Spain and France...
You'll find those ants in teams
They'll nick anything, so it seems
Ants in teams..highly trained pilfering machines...oh yeah!
They lift logs, eat dead frogs
Somehow, they've stolen your dog (Poor Rover!)
Outsmart them? In your dreams!
Can't beat those ants in teams!
Hymenoptera, poised for crime
They will steal your fried chicken, and your burgers too
If they're given half of a chance
Ant be nimble and ant be quick
Please keep an eye on your bread stick
They are planning a raid now, organised attack
Cheesecake gone in a glance
They get into your pants....
Look out, there's ants in teams
They'll nick anything, so it seems
Ants in teams..just made off with a can'o'beans...oh yeah!
See them lift, carry too
That is what they like to do (ooo-ooo-ooh)
Watch them crawl on your jeans
I hate those ants in teams
Bladder's full and you need a wee
So you dash off behind a tree
On return you're astonished, they have cleaned you out
You didn't stand a chance
In England, Spain and France...
You'll find those ants in teams
They'll nick anything, so it seems
Ants in teams..highly trained pilfering machines...oh yeah!
They lift logs, eat dead frogs
Somehow, they've stolen your dog (Poor Rover!)
Outsmart them? In your dreams!
Can't beat those ants in teams!
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Great job...I was carried away!
Thanks Ash...as a fellow ABBA fan, I thought you'd appreciate this!
WOW! This is bleedin' BRILLIANT! 555!
Dammit! Your big word, "Hymenoptera," keeps tripping me up...you scientific bastard. It's taken me 8 sing throughs to get it right! =) 555...
I am, by the way...working on my very own "Dancing Queen" parody...themed, not surprisingly, around my clumsy nature. It's a bit ironic, considering that the original was actually written with me in mind...(except for that I wasn't even born...but it must have been a premonition on the part of ABBA)...I AM a teaser...and I do, more often than not, turn them on. And, I'm not ashamed to admit that I've left a few burning...and then I was gone.
Johnny...aww shucks, you always say the right things! :-) Arwen..you, a teaser?...Nah, don't believe it! :-) BTW, I know f**k all about ants..I just looked it up. I am, actually, as thick as two short planks. Cheers for the votes!
A whole hill of 5s for you! That was fun!
A really good one, Kristof! :D 5's
5 points just for using the word "hymenoptera" in a song
fANTastic!
Thanks a heap Adagio, RR, Al and JB!
Minor pacing problems here and there, but hilarious...this one got 4-5-5 from me.
555. Excellent parody. I loved it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funny funny shit! 555!!!
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