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Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

My my, when David Hasselhoff was in Knight Rider
Oh yeah, I thought he was so cool, I was a kid and quite naive
He acted like he really cared
With his really boss helmet hair!!

Hasselhoff!..tried to act tough but it didn't work
Hasselhoff!..still selling records in Luxembourg
Hasselhoff!..must have a really good dental plan
Hasselhoff!..learned all his smooth moves from Action Man!
Hasselhoff!..struttin' around with a perma-tan

My my, you seemed to think you were the star of Baywatch
No no, the only thing worth watching was young Pammy's triple E's
Those plaudits you sure didn't get
Cause even on land you were wet!

Hasselhoff!..all of your acting's done by your teeth
Hasselhoff!..we'd rather hang out with Yasmin Bleeth!
Hasselhoff!..why do you always run in slo-mo?
Hasselhoff!..dressing like a Polish gigolo
Hasselhoff!..maybe you should go on "Average Joe"

And you really thought "I'm a star!"
But you were upstaged by the car!

Hasselhoff!..dude, can't you see that we've had enough?
Hasselhoff!..been at least 10 years since you've been buff!
Hasselhoff!..sings like an elephant with a cough
Hasselhoff!.. why can't we just get this a**hole off!
Hasselhoff!.. why can't we just get this a**hole off!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Arwen - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny Kristof...5s for the greatest of all 80s TV icons...(oh wait, this wasn't about Bo Duke...nevermind!) email's down this morning, by the case um...there was an email I was supposed to read/answer...that's why I haven't...=)
Rod Worden - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
"..upstaged by the car!" lol! Many great lines, great work, Kristoff!
Johnny D - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
"Hasselhoff!..sings like an elephant with a cough" ...... really? The poor bastard! Great job, KR!
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
555 for the verse with teeth/bleeth & slow-mo/gigolo alone!
Kristof Robertson - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch Arwen, Rod, Johnny and K1chyd...for some reason, I really like this I'm glad a few others do to. Cheers!
Ashkicksass - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm glad I'm not the only one that has always wondered why he's so popular. Fabulous, Kristof!
Kristof Robertson - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, as always, Ash! Here's a little Hasselhoff maths...or Mathelhoff, as I like to call it..........Knight Rider=KITT....Baywatch=tit.......Hasselhoff=shit! Cheers!
John Barry - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Your "Hasselhoff" caused me the laughalot.
Phil Alexander - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Once a king, always a king... but once a knight rider should be off the telly :-)
Rick D - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
He went from being surrounded by "Kitt" to being surrounded by "Pussy"
TJC - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Great.. a topic in major need of lampooning and its highly apparent that you are very ex-spear-ienced!
KITT - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Michael, I'm picking up an excellent parody on my sensors. It appears to be a parody of a song sung by the winning band in the 1974 Eurovision Song Contest. I'm giving it a vote of 5-5-5.

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