My my, when David Hasselhoff was in Knight Rider
Oh yeah, I thought he was so cool, I was a kid and quite naive
He acted like he really cared
With his really boss helmet hair!!

Hasselhoff!..tried to act tough but it didn't work
Hasselhoff!..still selling records in Luxembourg
(A-Davey-wavey-davey-boy)
Hasselhoff!..must have a really good dental plan
Hasselhoff!..learned all his smooth moves from Action Man!
Ha-ha-ha-ha
Hasselhoff!..struttin' around with a perma-tan

My my, you seemed to think you were the star of Baywatch
No no, the only thing worth watching was young Pammy's triple E's
Those plaudits you sure didn't get
Cause even on land you were wet!

Hasselhoff!..all of your acting's done by your teeth
Hasselhoff!..we'd rather hang out with Yasmin Bleeth!
(A-Davey-wavey-davey-boy)
Hasselhoff!..why do you always run in slo-mo?
Hasselhoff!..dressing like a Polish gigolo
Ha-ha-ha-ha
Hasselhoff!..maybe you should go on "Average Joe"

And you really thought "I'm a star!"
But you were upstaged by the car!

Hasselhoff!..dude, can't you see that we've had enough?
Hasselhoff!..been at least 10 years since you've been buff!
(A-Davey-wavey-davey-boy)
Hasselhoff!..sings like an elephant with a cough
Hasselhoff!.. why can't we just get this a**hole off!
Ha-ha-ha-ha
Hasselhoff!.. why can't we just get this a**hole off!