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Song Parodies -> "And That's Why I Walk This Way..."

Original Song Title:

"Walk This Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"And That's Why I Walk This Way..."

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

An ode to the male gender's most sensitive anatomical part, and what could happen if you don't look after them...
Playing cricket on a tricky little wicket
My "protector" I had left on my bed
Batting ninth in the inning, but our team wasn't winning
Coz their bowler was smashing up heads
Legs were a-shakin' (long run-up he was takin')
You could tell he was after blood
My stroke was a failure; ball did crush my genitalia
And I went down with a big ol' thud
Oh God!

Part-recovered, so I went to see mum
With her dog yappin' hard at my heels
Little mutt did a piddle on my Nikes; I said "It'll
Cost you dearsee how my boot feels"
Then I took a big swing; didn't hit a thing
(Close your eyes if you don't want to watch)
Suddenly he was leapin', and I knew that I'd be weepin'
When his fangs fin'lly found my crotch

And that's why I
WALK THIS WAY!! With a sway(8x)
Testiculitis
Yes, 'tis!

School gymnastics, I was feelin' quite fantastic
Lots of cheerleaders built to impress
I was down for vaultin', (with some somersaultin')
But I got a bit distracted, I guess
I yelled an exclamation, there was no deceleration
And I knew I was not gonna clear
Heard some jock, athletic, yelling "call a paramedic!
His cojones have done disappeared"
Oh dear!

See-saw swingin' with my gal in the park
But I now have no fear for my "gents"
I have been so unlucky; now my nuts are in Kentucky
Being used for experiments
Coz they got in the way, sold 'em on eBay
To a pharmaceutical company
Though I won't be a daddy, (yes, I'm no longer gonad-dy)
Well, I guess that's how it's got to be

So that's why I..
WALK THIS WAY! With a sway
WALK THIS WAY! Not OK
WALK THIS WAY! Need first aid
WALK THIS WAY! Can't get laid
WALK THIS WAY! Happy? Nay
WALK THIS WAY! Don't partay..
WALK THIS WAY! Legs are splayed
WALK THIS WAY! Price I paid
No daughters or sons
No plumbs!

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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alvin rhodes - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
good rhyming and pacing on a tough song...funny too...5s
AFW - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
A real laugh riot! ...numerous humerous lines....five ups
Matthias - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Your freaking nuts!!!
Kristof Robertson - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Al: Thanx,man...it WAS a real tricky one
AFW: Cheers, mate!
Matthias: If only you knew....;-)
Phil Alexander - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, Kristof... sounds like you've been having a ball (or part of one, anyway). PS - looking forward to the last test?
Rex - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Wonderful! But it seems to be missing a couple of things...
Red Ant - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I've "walked that way" a few times myself. Excellent, 555.
carol - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
tough one to parody , let alone parody well. The whole thing was good, but the lines"Suddenly he was leapin', and I knew that I'd be weepin' When his fangs fin'lly found my crotch" were side splitters!! 5's
Stuart McArthur - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
priceless stuff and priceless gags, which must be hard to write with your nuts in Kentucky - and I reckon that sort of incident might take the smile of Brett Lee and Warney's faces, altho that's all I'm watching the cricket for nowadays! - one of your best, Kristof (dare I say) and lo, I see you have others today.... - 555
MasonR - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
If I could walk THAT way...oh never mind. 555 for having the balls to write this!
Michael Pacholek - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, Aerosmith does like to say they're the American STONES...
Kat - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Kristof Robertson - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil, Rex, RA, carol, Stu, Mason and Mike. I seem to be doing a lot of parodies referencing cricket lately...why's that, ya think? :-)
Michael Pacholek - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Does that mean there's a parody of "99 Red Balloons" in memory of Sir Donald Bradman (and his 99.94 average) coming soon?
Liam McCormack (LamaRocks) - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Dood, such a funny parody. This is a pretty tough one to do, but you done it well. 555
DarkJon64 - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Happy to be the 13th 5-5-5-er!!! I've tried parodying this one myself, great job, I know how tricky it is!
simon cowell - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment
if your lifeguard skills were as bad as this song, then everybody would drown in their own urine. one of the worst songs on this site

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