-> "You Thought I'd Look Good In Those Plus Fours"
Original Song Title:
"I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Thought I'd Look Good In Those Plus Fours"
The Lyrics
Stop styling and dressing me
(Though you think that's what wives should do)
Coz what it is that's distressing me
Is that you don't really have a clue
Now my grimace is frozen (I've had a fright)
Coz the slacks you have chosen (purple and tight)
I'm not Manilow, and I don't care for fancy, bright
Orange Hawaiian shirts with bananas and mangos...
You thought that I'd look good in those plus fours
I don't think there's much for us to discuss, cause
I'm returning them to the store
Oh heck, you thought that I'd look good in those plus fours
Pastel polyester tops from that cheap shop out on I-84
Out on I-84!
I wish you'd stop ignoring me
Because it's sending me to despair
I've gotta say that sartorially
I'm not comf'table with mohair
It's disruptin' my mojo (can't sleep at night)
Coz I look like a hobo (too many stripes!)
I'm not Shaft, y'know: and I'm not wearing spangled tights
I'll refuse to put on Hammer pants that-a hang low!
You thought that I'd look good in those plus fours
Do you know we're fifty miles from a golf course?
I don't know what you bought 'em for
You said you thought that I'd look good in those plus fours
Nasty, itchy socks from that cheap shop out on I-84
Out on I-84!
I'm puzzled, love: why do you choose the crap you get?
You bring home waistcoats; I get upset
Tweedy jodhpurs: they scream out dorkiness....
Well, you thought that I'd look good in those plus fours
Why can't you see they're freakin' hideous? Cause
I don't know how to say "no more!"
You said you thought that I'd look good in those plus fours
Honey, this has got to stop; call the clothes cops
I won't go out for sure,
Dressed like a matador!
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