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Song Parodies -> "Viva Las Walrus!"

Original Song Title:

"Viva Las Vegas/ Beatles Medley"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley/ The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Viva Las Walrus!"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

I heard on the news today that they're planning a Beatles show in Vegas, with Messrs. McCartney and Starr getting involved in the development. This is what I think it might end up looking like!
Viva Las Walrus! Viva Las Walrus!

Drove in from Miami to Nevada's Jewel
Didn't get to bed last night
All those roulette wheels and slots, they made me drool
Now my wallet's really light

I'm drunk in Bellagio's bar
Well, I had to pawn my new ca-ar
Drunk in Bellagio's bar....

Viva Las Walrus! Viva Las Walrus!

Stud, buy my love, love
Love love
Stud, buy my love, love...

You don't need looks or sparkling wit, as long as you have cash
Pay me and I sure won't give a s**t, about your dumb moustache
Don't care if you're...smart or funny
As long as you buy my love...

Yesterday,
Lost a wad but had a free buffet
Now I have huge debts that I can't pay
Still, I loved that free buffet

Viva Las Walrus! Viva Las Walrus!

Eleanor Rigby,
Put on some feathers and sequins and danced on the stage
Showing her age
She met Wayne Newton; Engelbert Humperdinck tried to get into her pants,
He stood a chance
Shake that tush for people, although you're old and bent
Shake that tush for people, you've got to pay the rent

Viva Las Walrus! Viva Las Walrus!
Viva....Viva....Las Wal-ru-us!!!

*fading out with* I am broke and you are broke, and we are broke, let's all be broke together...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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Johnny D - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliantly warped, I love it! 5's!
Stuart McArthur - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
that's brilliant...."She met Wayne Newton; Engelbert Humperdinck tried to get into her pants" - what great pacing Kristof - 555
John Barry - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
A brilliant musical melange.
Agrimorfee - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Wowsers! I wanted more, more, more! Ah, but all good things must come to an end. Good craftmanship. I like how you wrote the songs in a way that most readers should be able to recognize them. Englebert Humperdick--damn! :) 555
alvin rhodes - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
this is inspired....fives
Meriadoc - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Loved the ending!
Kristof Robertson - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
JD-Warped? c'est moi? :-) Thanx....Stuart- I always appreciate comments from my agent in Australia; cheers mate!...John- Melange; is that a pudding? :-)....Agrimorfee- Yeah, I coulda gone on, but I didn't want to overbake the idea; thanks for the comments, bud!...Alvin- Cheers, Mr Rhodes!...Merry- I almost didn't post the ending; I previewed it and just thought it needed a little something at the end; cheers!
Naomi128 - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
YAY!!!!! Walrus!!!!!!!!! w00t!!!!!!! I love this parody!!!!!!!!!!!
MasonR - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
As a long-time Beatles fan and an occasional forced visitor to Vegas (those damn trade shows), I loved this parody and give it a fab 5. But who would perform this? Skinny Beatles impersonators or fat Beatles impersonators? Viva Lost Wages!
Charlie Decker - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Very original...great job!

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