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Song Parodies -> "Mad Date"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Day"

Original Performer:

Daniel Powter

Parody Song Title:

"Mad Date"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

"How about I fix you up with a friend of mine?"...."I'm not sure"...."Oh, go on; she's really lovely, you two will get on like a house on fire!"....And 5 hours later, your house actually IS on fire......For those of you who don't know the OS, check out www.danielpowter.com
Where are the cops when you need them the most?
She's waving a pool cue and screaming "You're toast!!"
She's drunk about seven pints of Jack
She's pleading for you to take her back
This blind date's now no longer fun

A friend of a friend of your big sister, Drew
She hasn't been out since 2002
She enters your seedy local bar
She looks like a model-stroke-porn star
You ask yourself, "What could go wrong?"

But you've got a mad date
It started off fine
A lovely French meal and a bottle of wine
You tell her she's cute
But then she starts cryin'
Admits she's been "bad" and she's been doing time
She's such a mad date
She loves pickin' fights
Don't tell her to stop or she'll punch out your lights
You've got a mad date
A f***ed up, mad date

The fact that she should be locked away
Became fairly clear just post-entrée
But she was hot; you carried on

She was a mad date
You had a slow dance
She felt something stir in your brand new Gap pants
She called you a pig
A slap in the face
A knee to the groin and a whole can of mace
This really mad date
Sud-denly contrite
She's clutching your leg, cooing "You're Mr Right.."
A f***ed up, mad date

Sometimes a person shouldn't mix drinks
When they're on medica-ti-on
Her black belt ex-husband's just turned up
Shouting, "What the hell's going on?"
He's got a gun

So where is a medic when you need one the most?
You've two black eyes
A few broken ribs and a rearranged nose

Coz you had a mad date
You're curled up in pain
She's asking you "When can we do this again?"
You stare at her with
Complete disbelief
A sociopath, alcoholic car thief
You've had a mad date
You try to get home
You can't call a cab; she stole your phone
You had a mad date
A f***ed up, mad date


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Johnny D - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Hog-tie that psycho with some fives!
Rick C - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I shouldn't have told you about my wife...:-) High Fives
Stuart McArthur - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Kristof, but why go on mad dates when you could be going out with one of Emi's blondes I was just reading about - higher chance of success, less black eyes - 555
Yet Another Dutchman - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
555 Funny from the pick-up to the morning after... Morning after WHAT?! ugh... :)
Kristof Robertson - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all...I didn't expect much response for this, it's a new, not-well-known song...but I liked it, so I posted it...cheers
Yet Another Dutchman - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
[looks around in confusion, then bursts into laughter] What is everyone on about, "it's a new song?" It's been in the Dutch charts for three months or so and is just now making its exit (it's #18 as I post this comment). Not a day goes by I don't hear this song. And the guy is a Canadian, surely I expected the US to pick this song up sooner than the Netherlands! :-)
Yet Another Dutchman - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
And it reached #2 in the UK weeks ago. Didn't mean to forget about that chart.
KmartFreak - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
YES! YES! Awesome! Best Parody Ever!
AussieGirl - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This is genius, i can't stop laughing. Nice job!
LOL - May 14, 2006 - Report this comment
"So where is a medic when you need one the most?" HAHAHAHA!!!!! Brilliant!
Spaff.com - May 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, Kristof, you did this NINE MONTHS AGO? You're way ahead of the curve here; the OS just recently hit #1 (and currently is #2) on the US chart. I finally know it well enough to parody it, but I'm having a tough time coming up with anything nearly this good. I love it. (Where are you, anyway?)
Jack Wilson - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL Spaff,I think its cause it was a hit in England before it came here BTW Kristof, this is dam HILARIOUS 555! I was gonna do BAD Date sometime,maybe I still will

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