Even though I'm a John
Sometimes I feel like I'm Cher
Is it really that wrong
To want to wear girl's underwear?

I knew the moment wasn't right
To tell my folks I'm up for the snip
They thought that I was in a fight
It's just the collagen in my lip

But if that's how I feel
Then it's the best feeling I've ever known
I like to wear my high heels
Leave transgender moments alone

Yes I know what they think
They're wondering what went awry
I guess they need a stiff drink
I used to be an average guy

The big day is so close
When my johnson the docs will remove
Mum and dad are morose
But I've got nothing to prove

Momma, that's how I feel
I want to get rid of my bone
I'm sending out an appeal
Leave transgender moments alone

I'll relearn how to pee
Sitting down on the john will be weird
And when I'm getting close to a guy
Won't be worried 'bout growing a beard

Leave transgender moments alone
Leave them alone

I know the moment isn't right
To put on my fishnet tights
But I've finally seen the light
I've run out of reasons to hide

Leave transgender moments alone