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Song Parodies -> "Old-age Toerag"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dirtbag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wheatus

Parody Song Title:

"Old-age Toerag"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Senior citizens can be really nasty if you get on the wrong side of them...
My name is Bernard
I'm eighty six tomorrah
My life's been hard
I've got long tales of woe and horror
Now I do poos in other folks shoes
I sometimes forget who I am,
But really I don't give a damn about you

Cause I'm just an old-age toerag, matey
I'm just an old-age gas bag, matey
I've been a shit since I was eighty, you see
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooooh

My best friend is Bert
His wheelchair is built for danger
If you get hurt
It's your fault for being a stranger
He lives next to me
He swears and I wee
We might not know who we are
But we're still allowed to drive a car

Cause we are just old-age toerags, buddy
We are just old-age gas bags, buddy
Don't ever call me a fuddy duddy, I'm mean
ooh-hoo-hoo-ooooooooo

Oh yeah, Toerag: No, I just don't care where I'm pissin' (x2)

Man I'm really old, It's bath night and I am smelly
Lo and behold, I'll make your life a misery
My teeth are fake, my legs start to shake
I see a damn sexy gran
Maybe she'll give a damn about....

I've got two tickets to all-night bingo Bernie-aah
Come with me Friday, I'll show you my hernia
I'm just an old age toerag, Bernie, like you
OOh-ooh-oooo-ouch...

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Super Bitch (to the rescue!) - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
LoL i really enjoyed tht......i liked the bit about his mate in the wheelchair and the fact tht he shits in uver peoples shoes..classy....
lil ali - February 10, 2008 - Report this comment
this really reflects on old-age pensioners, so funny although the pacing was rubbish!!! You should have wrote a poem instead of a song mate, you're not very good at your rhythm are u?

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