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Song Parodies -> "Smashin' Up That Mobile Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Hangin' On The Telephone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Smashin' Up That Mobile Phone"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

I'm not against mobile phones per se...just the Nokiaddicts who seem permanently glued to them...irrational rant commencing...
I'm on the 6.11, coming home from work
The guy I'm sitting next sure looks like a jerk
Ringtone I hearI freakin' go berserk
I feel like smashing up that mobile phone!

It's “hello sweetie-pie, I'm six minutes from home
I'll pick some milk up, can you give the dog a bone?
I'm annoying and I'm wearing cheap cologne..
When will we talk again?
When will we talk again?
Five minutes? Make it ten.”
I feel like smashing up that mobile phone.
I feel like smashing up that mobile phone!

With this technology, why do you have to shout?
And why is the r-cept--n alw-ys cut--ng o-t?
Tom Edison is turning in his grave, no doubt
I feel like smashing up that mobile phone

Whether it's texting or moronic conversation
It seems like self important techno-masturbation
And I don't give a s**t ‘bout your son's graduation
Oh I can't control myself
Oh I can't control myself
Oh I can't control myself
I'll soon be smashing up that mobile phone!

Hang up and get a life
Whoah, hang up and get a life
Whoah, hang up and get a life
Whoah, hang up and get a life
Blah-ah blah blah blah.... get a life!




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Kristof Robertson - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Please ignore this version and head on over to version2...thanks!!

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