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Song Parodies -> "Hubby's Old, Zeta Jones"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Home, Country Roads"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Hubby's Old, Zeta Jones"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Now that the season of goodwill to all men has passed.....
Leaving Swansea, cows and chickens
For the big time; Hollywood, it beckons
Met a gent there, older than the trees
Rich and influential
Got down on one knee

Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
Saggy face, creaky bones
Sex with seniors, mountin' grandpa
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones

Hey there Catherine; you're bodacious
But your spouse is practically Cretacious
In the boudoir, does he need a lift?
For advice try asking
Anna Nicole Smith

Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
Saggy face, creaky bones
Sex with seniors, mountin' grandpa
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones

You've got no choice
Mucho nookie with Methus'lah
He OD'ed on Viagra, now it won't go away
And was it worth the big part in Chicago
When your old man looks like LBJ?...Some decay!!

Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
He still plays gramophones
Most peculiar, mountin' grandpa
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones
Hubby's old, Zeta Jones!!

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AFW - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Terrific job...Kristof...very funny, love that line...."Mountin Grampa"..and many other funny lines, as well...555
alvin rhodes - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
hilarious....especially "sex with seniors..mountin' grandpa"...bravo !
Kristof Robertson - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx a bunch, Al and AFW!!
mac - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
That "mountin' grandpa" line is going to pop into my head every time I hear the song from now on.
John Jenkins - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Great use of the word cretaceous, and several other very good lines.
Stuart McArthur - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
loved the idea, loved the references: ANS and LBJ, and of course mountin granpa! That's a classic Kristof - 555
Phil Alexander - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Tee hee... well-written, Kristof: loved the "practically cretacious" dig
Tim Hall - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, especially with mountin' grandpa! BTW, if you ever watch an episode of the TV show The Streets of San Francisco, Catherine was in grade school when the show was popular!
Kristof Robertson - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx again people...the mountin' grandpa line seems to be very popular...honestly, you people!! :-)
Tim Hall - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Speaking of Catherine, Michael Pacholek has an outstanding parody of Billy Paul's Me and Mrs. Jones titled Catherine Zeta-Jones. Get more!
Michael Pacholek - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Five bottles of Geritol for Kristof! And thanks for the plug, Tim! Glad to see I'm not the only one obessessing over Catherine the Great.
Spaff.com - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Now this is my kinda parody. Excellent, Kristof. Ditto on the lines previously mentioned, but I'm particularly amused by the way you got "Anna Nicole Smith" in there PERFECTLY.
Johnny D - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL !
Leo Jay - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I've never though CZJ was as hot as the rest of my gender, but that's neither here nor there... This was hilarious. Nice adaptation of the original lyrics/sounds.
Adagio - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Almost everyone liked the line that I liked too...mountin' grampa...heehee. Really funny. 5's
Melhi - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(H) LOL!!!
Agrimorfee - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Mountin' grandpa scales the heights of parody writing!
Charlie Decker - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good one, Kristof! 555
Red Ant - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(G05) Funny Kristof. How many people here have written about CZJ? I know Michael has a few as well. anyway, great one, 5s.
Johnny D - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.
Rick C - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) This one's hilarious, Kristof!
Dee Range - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I missed this during a hectic Christmas season, this is HILARIOUS!! Just repeat it, line for line, for my fav lines. Really, this is as good as parodies get.
Stuart McArthur - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(H)already commented - I remember when you posted this, and I remember how dazzled I was with the mountin grampa, LBJ, Anna Nicole, and I now see I mentioned all three above
Scathe - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-H) This parody was very clever and contained some stuff I really didn't need to know.
MysteryGoat - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS and hate country, but I liked this song. I especially liked the chorus.
Jeff Reuben - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Romancing the Stone-age! Loved the Cretacious line.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Too funny, Kristof. A gerihatrick of fives.
Arwen - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--hehe...I can't believe I've never dropped into this one before...great job, KR...very funny!
2nz - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Doh, I thought I commented on this one when you listed it on the 'Your top 5 parodies' thread. DKTBlahBlah but 'Mountin' Grandpa' was a scream and the... you know, the whole thing is still pretty funny regardless.
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "H" BRONZE MEDAL - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
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