-> "It's Beelzebubberly"
Original Song Title:
"Wouldn't It Be Loverly?" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
[Bruce Dickinson] It's rather dull in town; I'll phone the number of the beast.mmmm
[Ozzy Osbourne] I feel a little peckish, so on lost souls I will feast (mwahaha)
[Rob Halford] I've taken far too many drugs; was I in Judas Priest?
[All] Mmmm, mmmm.we're Beelzebubberly!!
[Unnamed Heavy Metal Legend]
All I want is a Marshall stack
Groupies dressed head-to-toe in black
On bats heads I will snack
Oh, it's Beelzebubberly!
Once I was in a prog-rock band
Then Ol' Nick came and lent a hand
I've made nine hundred grand
MisterLucifer/Satan/Prince of Darkness pays my bills
I'veheardColdplay's Martin sing
Nowthat's what I call e-VIL!
Black mascara and six inch tongue
I look cool, but I'm not well-hung
That's why I don't get none
No groupie gals are lovin' me
Smoking spliff on the tour bus
Shopping at Pentacles-R-Us
Mum gets cross when I cuss
But I'm Beelzebubberly
We'll be playing Detroit tonight
Worshipped by spotty acolytes
Most are male, dumb and white
What's good? The babes ain't uggerley!
CheckoutMarilyn Manson's hot-as-Hades "entourage"
IfIlooked as strange as him
Ireally could live it large!
Tipper Gore thinks I should be gassed
Susan Baker can kiss my ass
While I'm still makin' cash
I'll stay Beelzebubberly
F*** the P.MRC
F*** the P.MRC
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