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Song Parodies -> "It's Beelzebubberly"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Loverly?"

Original Performer:

My Fair Lady

Parody Song Title:

"It's Beelzebubberly"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Heavy Metal in the noughties is just so...weak. Where's the lycra? Where are the smoke machines? And, more importantly...where are the satanists? Sheesh....
[Bruce Dickinson] It's rather dull in town; I'll phone the number of the beast.mmmm
[Ozzy Osbourne] I feel a little peckish, so on lost souls I will feast (mwahaha)
[Rob Halford] I've taken far too many drugs; was I in Judas Priest?
[All] Mmmm, mmmm.we're Beelzebubberly!!

[Unnamed Heavy Metal Legend]
All I want is a Marshall stack
Groupies dressed head-to-toe in black
On bats heads I will snack
Oh, it's Beelzebubberly!

Once I was in a prog-rock band
Then Ol' Nick came and lent a hand
I've made nine hundred grand
Be-ing Beelzebubberly!

MisterLucifer/Satan/Prince of Darkness pays my bills
I'veheardColdplay's Martin sing
Nowthat's what I call e-VIL!

Black mascara and six inch tongue
I look cool, but I'm not well-hung
That's why I don't get none
No groupie gals are lovin' me
Lovin' me
Lovin' me
Lovin' me
Lovin' me

Smoking spliff on the tour bus
Shopping at Pentacles-R-Us
Mum gets cross when I cuss
But I'm Beelzebubberly

We'll be playing Detroit tonight
Worshipped by spotty acolytes
Most are male, dumb and white
What's good? The babes ain't uggerley!

CheckoutMarilyn Manson's hot-as-Hades "entourage"
IfIlooked as strange as him
Ireally could live it large!

Tipper Gore thinks I should be gassed
Susan Baker can kiss my ass
While I'm still makin' cash
I'll stay Beelzebubberly

F*** the P.MRC
F*** the P.MRC

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John Barry - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Devilishly funny.
Yoidy - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess Satan has become politically incorrect! 555
alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
title of the
Meriadoc - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Elevator straight down to 555 floors below...
PMS - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm in total agreement with John and alvin
Dee Range - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Just imagining Ozzie singing this is a hoot. Especially loved the Pentacles-R-Us! Keep 'em comin', mister. 555
Susanna Viljanen - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Hard Rock Hallelujah ! The forecourt of Hell has address 555!
Matthias - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
This was funny as Hell!
Stuart McArthur - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
very funny KR but I think I liked "Uggerley" the most - is that how you describe boots worn by bogans made of inside-out sheepskin? - 555

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