-> "Farewell Allah, Hello Buddha"
Original Song Title:
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"
Parody Song Title:
"Farewell Allah, Hello Buddha"
Farewell Allah...hello Buddha
Didn't worship...like I shoulda
All-day praying...sent me mental
So I thought I'd try a faith more oriental
I was Jewish...for a week, sir
Missed pork products...on my pizza
Was a Mormon...in Miami
But I couldn't get the hang of poly-gamy
Tried to witness...for Jehovah
'Fore I started...it was over
Catholic churches...sure impressed me
But the constant guilt and 'fessing, it distressed me
Once I checked out...L Ron Hubbard
Prayed to Ganesh...in a cupboard
Sought Nirvana...in Medina
(I've always been a religious in-betweener!)
Find me glo-ry, Buddha, Allah
Like a ho-ly Cinderalla
I'd stand na-ked in a forest
Seeking truth and not cutting my hair
Hey there Lord, I promise to repent my sins
I've spread my bets so I should win
You're sure to beat the odds
If you've got lots...of...gods...
Hey there, Odin...yo, Osiris!
Please remember...who this guy is
When it comes to...Armageddon
You can bet the uni-faithful will be sweatin'
I've been talking...with my neighbours
They wear long robes...wield light sabres!
Jedi teachings...start my motor
Allah, Buddha; sorry....now I'm down with Yoda!!!
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