Song Parodies -> All You Have To Do Is Leave
| Original Song Title: | "All I Have To Do Is Dream" |
| Original Performer: | The Everly Brothers |
| Parody Song Title: | "All You Have To Do Is Leave" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
From the bestseller, "How To Be A Complete Jerk To Women"...Chapter 4: The One-Night-Stand Kiss-off...
[SPOKEN INTRO]
HER: "Darling, I know we've just met....but I think I'm falling for you"
HIM: "Hmmmmmm...."
Leeeeave.....leave, leave leave!
Pleeease..... leave, leave leave!
Well, I met you... in a bar
Then I got you... out of your bra
But now that I've had you
All you have to do...is leeeeave
Leave, leave, leave
Tonight was great... 'twas a blast
But now it's late... so move your ass
Coz now that I've had you
All you have to do... is leave
I fed you a line; bought you lots of wine
Back to mine... for some play
The only trouble is: gee whiz!
You just will not go-o away
Please don't moan... it kinda sucks
A cab, I'll phone... here's twenty bucks
Coz now that I've had you
All you have to do...is leeeeave
Leave, leave, leave
A relationship? Honey, get a grip!
That ain't what... I'm about
Yes, I'll admit you're hot... so what?
Please close the door on your way out...
We had a ball... now it's goodbye
I said I'd call... that was a lie
Coz now that I've had you
All you have to do...is leeeeave
Leave, leave, leave (go on, take a hike!)
Leeeave... leave, leave, leave (this ain't a hotel, y'know!)
Jeeeeez... leave, leave, leave (I'll call the cops!)
Leeeave... leave, leave, leave [fadeout]
HER: "Darling, I know we've just met....but I think I'm falling for you"
HIM: "Hmmmmmm...."
Leeeeave.....leave, leave leave!
Pleeease..... leave, leave leave!
Well, I met you... in a bar
Then I got you... out of your bra
But now that I've had you
All you have to do...is leeeeave
Leave, leave, leave
Tonight was great... 'twas a blast
But now it's late... so move your ass
Coz now that I've had you
All you have to do... is leave
I fed you a line; bought you lots of wine
Back to mine... for some play
The only trouble is: gee whiz!
You just will not go-o away
Please don't moan... it kinda sucks
A cab, I'll phone... here's twenty bucks
Coz now that I've had you
All you have to do...is leeeeave
Leave, leave, leave
A relationship? Honey, get a grip!
That ain't what... I'm about
Yes, I'll admit you're hot... so what?
Please close the door on your way out...
We had a ball... now it's goodbye
I said I'd call... that was a lie
Coz now that I've had you
All you have to do...is leeeeave
Leave, leave, leave (go on, take a hike!)
Leeeave... leave, leave, leave (this ain't a hotel, y'know!)
Jeeeeez... leave, leave, leave (I'll call the cops!)
Leeeave... leave, leave, leave [fadeout]
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Perfect! 555+
So, it's wham bam thank you, ma'am!! You want me to leave? Fine, I'll leaving you....with 5's! LOL!!!
Correction: I'm leaving you...with 5's!
Well done, here's 3 Fives for your cab fare fund.
:-D Lovely. Can I perform this one, please? It'll fit in with the rest of my set perfectly ;-)
Hilarious
Like a bar at 3AM, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here!
Truly LOL funny! And thanks for clarifying that fine line between cab- n' cad- fare!
Very insightful and funny examination of what makes the world go 'round and 'round and, in big part perhaps, why it's so dizzy and messed up as too. 555
Absolutely over-the-top as always, Kristof, but you're twisting my arm so hard that it's going to break if I don't mention the identical sentiment:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/dustyspringfield38.shtml
Thanks for letting go. (rubs shoulder... ouch!) ....555, plus two front-row tickets to our ongoing parody of the entire musical, "My Fair Lady". (You weren't left off the invite list, were you? That Fiddlegirl! Sooo careless!)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/dustyspringfield38.shtml
Thanks for letting go. (rubs shoulder... ouch!) ....555, plus two front-row tickets to our ongoing parody of the entire musical, "My Fair Lady". (You weren't left off the invite list, were you? That Fiddlegirl! Sooo careless!)
Boys will be boys-- forever. ;)
Perfectf reverse pick up lines...
I'm leaving you some fives.
lmao...great stuff
Sorry for commenting this late on Sunday morning but last nights "find" managed to cling on until 05:55 until I got her out.
A belated thanks to all who voted and commented...and who got the joke (I'm not really such a troglodyte!)
Phil: I'd be honored if you added this to your set...I'll PM you
Phil: I'd be honored if you added this to your set...I'll PM you
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