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Song Parodies -> "All You Have To Do Is Leave"

Original Song Title:

"All I Have To Do Is Dream"

Original Performer:

The Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"All You Have To Do Is Leave"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

From the bestseller, "How To Be A Complete Jerk To Women"...Chapter 4: The One-Night-Stand Kiss-off...
[SPOKEN INTRO]
HER: "Darling, I know we've just met....but I think I'm falling for you"
HIM: "Hmmmmmm...."

Leeeeave.....leave, leave leave!
Pleeease..... leave, leave leave!

Well, I met you... in a bar
Then I got you... out of your bra
But now that I've had you
All you have to do...is leeeeave
Leave, leave, leave

Tonight was great... 'twas a blast
But now it's late... so move your ass
Coz now that I've had you
All you have to do... is leave

I fed you a line; bought you lots of wine
Back to mine... for some play
The only trouble is: gee whiz!
You just will not go-o away

Please don't moan... it kinda sucks
A cab, I'll phone... here's twenty bucks
Coz now that I've had you
All you have to do...is leeeeave
Leave, leave, leave

A relationship? Honey, get a grip!
That ain't what... I'm about
Yes, I'll admit you're hot... so what?
Please close the door on your way out...

We had a ball... now it's goodbye
I said I'd call... that was a lie
Coz now that I've had you
All you have to do...is leeeeave
Leave, leave, leave (go on, take a hike!)
Leeeave... leave, leave, leave (this ain't a hotel, y'know!)
Jeeeeez... leave, leave, leave (I'll call the cops!)
Leeeave... leave, leave, leave [fadeout]


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Dee Range - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Perfect! 555+
Christie Marie M - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
So, it's wham bam thank you, ma'am!! You want me to leave? Fine, I'll leaving you....with 5's! LOL!!!
Christie Marie M - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Correction: I'm leaving you...with 5's!
blackjack21 - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Well done, here's 3 Fives for your cab fare fund.
Phil Alexander - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
:-D Lovely. Can I perform this one, please? It'll fit in with the rest of my set perfectly ;-)
Andy Primus - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious
McKludge - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Like a bar at 3AM, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here!
TJC - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Truly LOL funny! And thanks for clarifying that fine line between cab- n' cad- fare!
metaphorsbwithu - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Very insightful and funny examination of what makes the world go 'round and 'round and, in big part perhaps, why it's so dizzy and messed up as too. 555
Tommy Turtle - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Absolutely over-the-top as always, Kristof, but you're twisting my arm so hard that it's going to break if I don't mention the identical sentiment:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/dustyspringfield38.shtml

Thanks for letting go. (rubs shoulder... ouch!) ....555, plus two front-row tickets to our ongoing parody of the entire musical, "My Fair Lady". (You weren't left off the invite list, were you? That Fiddlegirl! Sooo careless!)
Fiddlegirl - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Boys will be boys-- forever. ;)
AFW - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Perfectf reverse pick up lines...
John Barry - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm leaving you some fives.
alvin - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao...great stuff
Peter Andersson - October 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry for commenting this late on Sunday morning but last nights "find" managed to cling on until 05:55 until I got her out.
Kristof Robertson - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
A belated thanks to all who voted and commented...and who got the joke (I'm not really such a troglodyte!)

Phil: I'd be honored if you added this to your set...I'll PM you

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