-> "Break Your Tail, Heather.."
Original Song Title:
"Shake A Tailfeather"
Original Performer:
Ray Charles (with Blues Brothers)
Parody Song Title:
"Break Your Tail, Heather.."
The Lyrics
Well I heard about banana skins and oi-el slicks
All over the neighbourhood
So you better be careful, coz it's
Treacherous underfoot!
Well you know 'bout the problematic snow and ice
And to trip down flights of stairs ain't nice
When you've fractured your coccyx once, baby
I bet you sure don't wanna do it twice
Do it twice (uh huh) snow and ice (uh huh) sure ain't nice (uh huh)
pay the price!!
Uhhhhhhhhhh...
Twisted....ankle, ankle, ankle, ankle, baby!
When you go whoopsie-do..
Break your ass baby!
Here we go whoops, oh my...
Slip over on your butt and break your tail, Heather..
Slip over on your butt and break your tail, Heather..
Be careful, watch your feet, don't break your tail, Heather..
Be careful, watch your feet, don't break your tail, Heather..
Uhhhhhhh...
Twisted....ankle, ankle, ankle, ankle, baby!
When you go whoopsie-do..
Break your ass baby!
Here we go whoops, oh my...
I can't believe you went and broke your tail, Heather..
I can't believe you went and broke your tail, Heather..
It takes a mighty fall to break your tail, Heather..
It takes a mighty fall to break your tail, Heather..
Alright!
Do @The P***ed!"
Bruise your Thigh! (ow!)
Hurt a Limb (ha ha ha)
Such a Nerd...(d'oh!)
What the F**k? (yikes!)
Do The Drunkee (wassup!)
Sore Tushee!
And err... what about the knees?
Do The Smashed Patella!! (the pain!)
What about the Foot-Askew?? (No,no,no,no,no..)
The Groany M-Moany!! (uhh,,)
Come on....let's Sprain Your Wrist!! (gadzooks!)
Uhhhhhhh.........
Twisted....ankle, ankle, ankle, ankle, baby!
Twisted....ankle, ankle, ankle, ankle, baby!
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