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Song Parodies -> "Break Your Tail, Heather.."

Original Song Title:

"Shake A Tailfeather"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles (with Blues Brothers)

Parody Song Title:

"Break Your Tail, Heather.."

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

A ditty about falling over as an artform...complete with really uncoordinated dancers in the background!
Well I heard about banana skins and oi-el slicks
All over the neighbourhood
So you better be careful, coz it's
Treacherous underfoot!

Well you know 'bout the problematic snow and ice
And to trip down flights of stairs ain't nice
When you've fractured your coccyx once, baby
I bet you sure don't wanna do it twice

Do it twice (uh huh) snow and ice (uh huh) sure ain't nice (uh huh)
pay the price!!
Uhhhhhhhhhh...

Twisted....ankle, ankle, ankle, ankle, baby!
When you go whoopsie-do..
Break your ass baby!
Here we go whoops, oh my...

Slip over on your butt and break your tail, Heather..
Slip over on your butt and break your tail, Heather..
Be careful, watch your feet, don't break your tail, Heather..
Be careful, watch your feet, don't break your tail, Heather..
Uhhhhhhh...

Twisted....ankle, ankle, ankle, ankle, baby!
When you go whoopsie-do..
Break your ass baby!
Here we go whoops, oh my...

I can't believe you went and broke your tail, Heather..
I can't believe you went and broke your tail, Heather..
It takes a mighty fall to break your tail, Heather..
It takes a mighty fall to break your tail, Heather..

Alright!
Do @The P***ed!"

Bruise your Thigh! (ow!)

Hurt a Limb (ha ha ha)

Such a Nerd...(d'oh!)

What the F**k? (yikes!)

Do The Drunkee (wassup!)

Sore Tushee!

And err... what about the knees?

Do The Smashed Patella!! (the pain!)

What about the Foot-Askew?? (No,no,no,no,no..)

The Groany M-Moany!! (uhh,,)

Come on....let's Sprain Your Wrist!! (gadzooks!)

Uhhhhhhh.........

Twisted....ankle, ankle, ankle, ankle, baby!
Twisted....ankle, ankle, ankle, ankle, baby!


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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Stuart McArthur - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
brilliant plays on words, Kristof - I hereby surrender to your genius - the Groany M-Moany! LOL - 555
Phil Alexander - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
"The smashed patella" :-) Deserves a 6 for pacing as fits the phonetics of the original beautifully
John Barry - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
All the above, plus a bonus for using "coccyx ."
alvin rhodes - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah, i liked the fact you used 'coccyx' as well...i fell down laughing... 5s
Johnny D - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep, what JB & Alvin said.
Adagio - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny one, Kristof! I identify.

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