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Song Parodies -> "Humpty's Crack Stash"

Original Song Title:

"Jumping Jack Flash"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Humpty's Crack Stash"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Another of my "return-to-writing" practice parodies. A warped nursery rhyme...
On a wallsits an egg with rock cocaine
Since the fallhe's been messin' with his yolk-brain
And he's so...highnow; he's blown all his cash!
Yeah, he's sohigh
It's Humpty's crack stash: gets him trash trash trashed!

Ev'ry dayhe gets scrambled, poached and fried
With his b*tchLittle Bo-peep and pimped-out ride
And they're; they both talkin' trash!
Getting sohigh
On Humpty's crack stash and some hash hash hash!

He sell blowspeed and mushrooms to Jack and Jill
Now you knowwhy those stoners fell down that hill
He needs mo'drugs to help him to forget
Humpty, slowdown or you'll be om-e-lette!
But he's allrightnow; he's been in rehab!
He's allright
Coz Humpty's stash grabbed; king's men nab nab nabbed!

Humpty's crack stashpills and hash
Humpty's crack stashsmashed and trashed
Humpty's crack stashflash the cash

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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Johnny D - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Eggstatically funny-side-up!
Paul Robinson - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Eg(g)ad, this was funny - as opposed to "runny"! And that's no yolk, either. Some funny-side up "5's" and some toast(s) to you ~ ~ ~
Rick C - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This was so funny, I had to read it ova. Welcome back Mr. Robertson :-)
alvin rhodes - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
drugs meets nursery rhymes...gotta love it
Adagio - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
What a good egg he.....was! I like this one a lot. 5's
Matthias - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This song wasn't at all over easy, or scrambled... but sunnyside up!
MrMacphisto - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow... one of your best, Kristof... 5-5-5
Kristof Robertson - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch, JD, Pirate Paul, Messrs Cormier and Rhodes, the lovely Patagio, and Mistermac. This was one of those parodies where you get a great title and then struggle like a byatch to get a decent parody out of it. Cheers, all!!!
Lionel Mertens - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
blending a nursery rhyme with crack cocaine makes for a great comedy fives..,and good to see ya' back, Kris
Red Ant - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Kristof! Excellent work here, and much better than TOS (and those horrid nursery rhymes!) 555.
Stuart McArthur - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
good to see the only one messing with your yolk-brain is still you, oh my Main Man From Wagga Wagga - inspired subs - 555

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