-> "I Stumbul (And Constantlytopple)"
Original Song Title:
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Stumbul (And Constantlytopple)"
I-stumbul and Constantlytopple
Really Unstabul, I Constantlytopple
Must be something wrong, Constantlytopple
Maybe fatally sick, or me feet too big
Ev'ry day I Concernthepeople
Shoutin' " He's-tumbled!", I Concernthepeople
Even standing still, I Constantlytopple
Irritating, how I-stumbul!
Ev'ry time I walk, on my huge ass I land
Why it happens, I don't know
24 hour vertigo? D'oh!
In china shops I Constantlytopple
And in front of cops I Constantlytopple
When they ask "You drunk?"can't stand; in trouble
I don't Constantlytopple 'cause of beer
I must have a faulty inner ear
Ow ow ow, ow ow.
Ow ow ow, ow ow.
Ev'ry time I talk to a new doctor man
I'm told nothing's wrong with me
Maybe I like things horizont'ly!
Gave up booze; still Constantlytopple
Even bought new shoes; still Constantlytopple
I've been on the news! Constantlytopple
I don't Constantlytopple for a joke
It seems I'm an under-balanced bloke!
There's no romancin'. Constantlytopple
And I'm lethal dancin' Constantlytopple
When they say "You're drunk"can't stand; in trouble
I don't Constantlytopple 'cause of rum
I've just got no equi-lib-ri-um!!!
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