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Song Parodies -> "Jet Black"

Original Song Title:

"Get Back"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Jet Black"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Is your life going nowhere? Do women reject you because of your extensive Hawaiian shirt collection? Have you been mistaken for a Power Ranger? Son, it's time to change your wardrobe...(btw, I've added an extra verse...coz I wanted to, and I'm so damn cool in my black Armani, I'll get away with it...) :-)
Mr. Fujimoto, sly ninja assassin
Has a wardrobe dark as night
Mrs Fujimoto is always harassin'
He'd look good in beige or white

Jet black! Jet black!
No pastels for our ninja friend
Jet black! Jet black!
Into the shadows he must blend
Jet black mojofoes moan
Jet black! Jet black!
Blacker than a big black hole
Jet black! Jet black!
Blacker than Dick Cheney's soul
Jet black, bro

Miss Miranda Manson, young gothette-in-training
Made a faux pas t'other week
Spotted wearing turquoise; her crew are complaining
And her fake tan made them freak

Jet black! Jet black!
Jet black from pasty head to toe
Jet black! Jet black!
No colours or she'll have to go..
Jet black Mirandacrow flown
Jet black! Jet black!
Jet black means sadness, death and hell
Jet black! Jet black!
Jet black disguises stains so well
Jet black, Miranda
Don't bother trying light blue
Wearing those nice teal shoes
Fascist propaganda!!
You've sold out, Miranda
Jet black! Jet black!
Jet black and lotsa Cure songs

Morpheus and Neo, Johnny Cash and Vader
Their couture noir is rad
Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator
Would've looked a d**k in plaid

Jet black! Jet black!
Will always be the “hue du jour”
Jet black! Jet black!
It makes the meek seem très hardcore..
Jet black, losers!!

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Stuart McArthur - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
that second last verse is a killer! - the fire's still burning Kristof - 555
Royce Miller - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
hard song to parody, clever job
alvin rhodes - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
this is great..particularly liked the dick cheney line...5s
John Barry - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Mr. Blackwell, like me, would give you fives.
Spaff.com - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Too many great lines to mention. Once you go black...

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