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Song Parodies -> "Don't Bang On (About The Plot)"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Hang On"

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Bang On (About The Plot)"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

They say kids, money, and infidelity put the most strain on relationships. Try telling that to the couples at your local Multiplex on a Friday night...
There ain't no point in whining, Phyllis...
This flick... features black-clad killers
And Bruce Willis...

Don't bang on about the plot
It don't matter; bad guys get shot!
And there's hotties in bikinis
Rock on! Rock on! Rock on!
That's what I want

Woo-hoo! woo-hoo!

You wanna see some film noir from France
Or a costume drama: guys in frilly pants
Well, tough luck... because it's me who's payin'
Yeah, tough luck... tonight we're Michael Bay-in'

Smart symbolism's really lost on me;
If there ain't some psycho on a murd'rin' spree
I get glum...then I'll eat all your popcorn
So, come on...hey, babe; at least it's not porn

Stompin'..(through the town)..chompin'..(knock stuff down)
Ain't Godzilla just great!

Don't bang on about the plot
Check it out! Killer Space Robots!
Watching James Bond drink martinis
That's fun! That's fun! That's fun!
Truffeau is not...

Don't wanna know 'bout Thelma or Louise
And those Winona films stink like italian cheese
What a crock...soul-searching, tears and vino
Such a Quentin Tarantino!

I'm sensitive! I bet you never knew
I wept when Arnie melted in T2
Hey, wassup?...You're b*tchin' and seat-squirmin'
Hey, wassup? Bruce beats up some German

Baybeee...(don't you go)...baybeee...(there's some mo')
Double feature today!

Don't bang on about the plot
Russell Crowe's in a chariot!
Though it may not be Fellini
It's fun! It's fun! It's fun!
Love Story's not

You've kept schtum about the plot
You'd rather watch Brad Pitt's rock hard bod
Or Ewan McGregor's weenie
Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!
Will Smith AIN'T "hot"!!

[*Stop drooling,'s unbecoming....*]

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Peregrin - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Kristof, this really made me chuckle - very enjoyable :)
Michael Pacholek - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
One of my favorite original songs of all time by one of my favorite acts of all time, and a great idea well executed.
Cat - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Kris, what happened to that "sensitive-guy" image you had in "Addicted to Jerks"? =P Nice job here.
Matthias - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt (It came free with the popcorn to the showing of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding")
Jack Wilson - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome!
Dee Range - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the Felini/Weenie couplet. Whoops, hope I didn't give away the plot! I'm also of the mindset Tarantino over Winona Ryder/Thelma and Louise, although the ending of the latter would have been perfect, had only my ex been in the car with them as it left the cliff :-). Beautifully done, and I agree with MP on the OS.
stuart mcarthur - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
ah yes, vive le difference - I'm sure no female has ever seen Reservoir Dogs and I'm sure no male has ever seen Children Of A Lesser God - great stuff Kristof - point well made and Ram(bo)d home - 555
alvin - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
great concept....howlingly funny
AFW - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Great critique advice...and top shelf funny
McKludge - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, Reservior Dogs is one my sister's favorites! Typical high-quality from you, Kristof.
Michael Pacholek - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Stuart: In "Reservoir Dogs," Steve Buscemi played "Mr. Pink," and a young singer named Alecia Moore liked it so much she started calling herself that, and soon dropped the "Mr." to just be "Pink." So there. As for "Children of a Lesser God," all I can say is, Marlee Matlin can wave her hands over me anytime.
stuart mcarthur - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
absolutely right MP - I was just goofing around - and my wife liked Res Dogs too - I chose it because I don't reckon there's ever been a blokier (Aust. term) movie

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