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Song Parodies -> "Dumb Ass At Bar"

Original Song Title:

"Come As You Are"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Dumb Ass At Bar"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

A reflection on today's male drinking culture (at least in Britain and Australia).....
Dumb ass at bar
Dumb ass drunk,
Thirteen beers he's consumed
Dumb ass friends
Egg him on
Spies some honeys, perfumed
Dumb ass lines
He will try
The honeys don't wanna know
They detest
Not impressed
With his dumb attitude-a

Dumb ass will fight
Smart ass guys
Pumped with testosterone
Dumb ass reels
Dumb ass pukes
Dumb ass goes home alone-a
Home alone-a
Home alone-a
Home alone-a

And he swears that he's just having fun
He is just having fun
He is just having fun
He thinks he's number one

And he swears, and he's scaring those nuns
Scaring those nuns
P***ed and rude-a (Just having fun....)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 14

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 4   1
 5   12

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Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I forgot to credit Chris Bodily TM, who has done 2 "Dumb Ass" parodies to the same tune....
Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, Britain & Australia don't have a monopoly on those Einsteins....wait a minute....sarcastically calling those goofballs "Einsteins" really doesn't work, does it, seeing as they don't stop at ein stein? ;-)
John Barry - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Same wavelength, Kristof. Great minds. . . .
Olvan The Terrible - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Ein stein? Nein! I gave this parody drei funfs.
AFW - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Classic tale...I think I know this guy...Well written Kristof..Lol...5's
Stuart McArthur - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I have a bar, and yes dumb asses sit in it. This works very well to the OS Kristof - I reckon it's actually better than the original, and I like the OS - the words capture Nirvana's style I think's why - 555
Jeff Reuben - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, we have them over here too. I try not to be one of them =) - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I swear I won't give this ones. No I won't give this ones.
Girl Who Sings in the Car - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I've known quite a few dorks like this...5's across the board.

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