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Song Parodies -> "My D-O-G's At V-E-T"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"My D-O-G's At V-E-T"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

This song is ridiculous in its original version anyway....I know neutering doesn't involve johnson removal, but grant me artistic licence for humour's sake.....
My terrier is 4 years old and quite the little stud
What used to be a sexual stream has now become a flood
His D-I-C-K's got me in T-R-O-U-B-L-E
Though I love him so, he's got to go
For some major surgery

My D-O-G's at V-E-T, getting neutered today
It's gonna H-U-R-T but he ain't got no say
He saw the implement and sure 'nuff tried to F-L double E
Now there's no S-H-L-O-N-G on my poor D-O-G

Now he sleeps, he doesn't frolic
Just watches TV
For sure he's really P-I-S-S-E-D off with me
He don't B-I-T-E no more
And chasin' bitches ain't fun
He's got no personality
Since I have had him done

My D-O-G's at V-E-T, getting neutered today
It's gonna H-U-R-T but he ain't got no say
He saw the implement and sure 'nuff tried to F-L double E
Now there's no S-H-L-O-N-G on my poor D-O-G

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Johnny D - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Kristof, but LOL, and poor puppeedoggee!! Maybe I can find a sample of TOS.....
Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing is off, the spelling motif has got to be 100% with the original beats or it doesn't work (except if you do purposely misspell the word, as Billy Connally did in his excellent "D.I.V.R.O.R.C.E." parody, which by some miracle I actually found the lyrics for here---->­PHPSESSID=758ded8cb7db225a245160b734bc372b). Pretty funny, though.
Arwen - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof...I don't know the song, either...but if I can come across it, I'll be back for sure!
John Barry - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice send-up of a country queen. Did I spell that right?
Kristof Robertson - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for feedback, folks. Agrimorfee, I have to disagree with you a bit; I used a lyric sheet (as I always do) and, syllable wise, it fits as long as you stress the right syllable at the beginning of the bar...though I grant when you read it it looks like it doesn't fit.
spongebob - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
1-1-1 i read some of your other songs, this one needs a little work
Phil Alexander - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Came across this one... you may guess why after tomorrow's update - doggone good... or something like that ;-)
jonah jones - July 11, 2022 - Report this comment
is this the 'comic cover' that i heard back in the early 70s' ?

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