Song Parodies -> My D-O-G's At V-E-T
| Original Song Title: | "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" |
| Original Performer: | Tammy Wynette |
| Parody Song Title: | "My D-O-G's At V-E-T" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
This song is ridiculous in its original version anyway....I know neutering doesn't involve johnson removal, but grant me artistic licence for humour's sake.....
My terrier is 4 years old and quite the little stud
What used to be a sexual stream has now become a flood
His D-I-C-K's got me in T-R-O-U-B-L-E
Though I love him so, he's got to go
For some major surgery
My D-O-G's at V-E-T, getting neutered today
It's gonna H-U-R-T but he ain't got no say
He saw the implement and sure 'nuff tried to F-L double E
Now there's no S-H-L-O-N-G on my poor D-O-G
Now he sleeps, he doesn't frolic
Just watches TV
For sure he's really P-I-S-S-E-D off with me
He don't B-I-T-E no more
And chasin' bitches ain't fun
He's got no personality
Since I have had him done
My D-O-G's at V-E-T, getting neutered today
It's gonna H-U-R-T but he ain't got no say
He saw the implement and sure 'nuff tried to F-L double E
Now there's no S-H-L-O-N-G on my poor D-O-G
What used to be a sexual stream has now become a flood
His D-I-C-K's got me in T-R-O-U-B-L-E
Though I love him so, he's got to go
For some major surgery
My D-O-G's at V-E-T, getting neutered today
It's gonna H-U-R-T but he ain't got no say
He saw the implement and sure 'nuff tried to F-L double E
Now there's no S-H-L-O-N-G on my poor D-O-G
Now he sleeps, he doesn't frolic
Just watches TV
For sure he's really P-I-S-S-E-D off with me
He don't B-I-T-E no more
And chasin' bitches ain't fun
He's got no personality
Since I have had him done
My D-O-G's at V-E-T, getting neutered today
It's gonna H-U-R-T but he ain't got no say
He saw the implement and sure 'nuff tried to F-L double E
Now there's no S-H-L-O-N-G on my poor D-O-G
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DKTOS, Kristof, but LOL, and poor puppeedoggee!! Maybe I can find a sample of TOS.....
Pacing is off, the spelling motif has got to be 100% with the original beats or it doesn't work (except if you do purposely misspell the word, as Billy Connally did in his excellent "D.I.V.R.O.R.C.E." parody, which by some miracle I actually found the lyrics for here---->http://www.forlyrics.com/index.php?p=browse&l=B&a=10551&s=15315&PHPSESSID=758ded8cb7db225a245160b734bc372b). Pretty funny, though.
Kristof...I don't know the song, either...but if I can come across it, I'll be back for sure!
Nice send-up of a country queen. Did I spell that right?
Thanks for feedback, folks. Agrimorfee, I have to disagree with you a bit; I used a lyric sheet (as I always do) and, syllable wise, it fits as long as you stress the right syllable at the beginning of the bar...though I grant when you read it it looks like it doesn't fit.
1-1-1 i read some of your other songs, this one needs a little work
Came across this one... you may guess why after tomorrow's update - doggone good... or something like that ;-)
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