-> "(I Don't Want No) Tooth Extraction"
Original Song Title:
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Parody Song Title:
"(I Don't Want No) Tooth Extraction"
The Lyrics
I don't want no tooth extraction
I don't want no tooth extraction
I'm in pain, throbbing vein, can't explain, not again!
I don't want no...
I don't want no
Well, I'm shaking like a leaf
While I'm sitting in the waiting room
I'm sticking to my belief
That dental work is like castration
I've a colourful imagination
I don't want no, no no no
Hey hey hey, too much decay
I don't want no tooth extraction
Can't you tell by my reaction
I am scared, really scared, unprepared, holy merde!!
I don't want no, no no no
Hey hey hey, it's not my day
Well, I'm bolting for the door
Cause the nitrous sure ain't working
Straight to the liquor store
Gonna try anaesthesis the Jack D way
Yes I know what that drill is for
I don't want no tooth extraction
See my shotgun, it's pump action
Don't come near, I have fear, and a spear, gimme beer!!
I don't want no....
Now I'm blending all my food
And I'm sucking this and I'm slurping that
And I'm in a s***ty mood
Cause the dentist is in ER and on life support
And tomorrow I am due in court
Didn't want no, didn't want no..
Didn't want no tooth extraction, the doc's in traction, he's out of action
No tooth extraction...
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