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Song Parodies -> "Chasin' Nuns"

Original Song Title:

"Stacy's Mom"

Original Performer:

Fountains Of Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"Chasin' Nuns"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

I'm SURELY going to heck for this....:-)
Chasin' nuns; it's naughty but it's fun!
Chasin' nuns; it's naughty but it's fun!
Chasin' nuns; it's naughty but it's fun!
Chasin' nuns; it's naughty but it's fun!

Sister Mary Assumpta, she's bad new-ew-ew-ew-ews (real bad news)
With her wimple (black) and her sensible shoe-oe-oe-oe-oes (sensible shoes)
Seems her convent life is as dull as hell (don't say "hell"!)
So at night... she meets me at a seedy mote-e-e-e-el (seedy motel)

I know she doesn't want to break vow of chastity
She just wants flirty exercise with me!

Chasin' nuns; it's naughty but it's fun!
It gets me hot, so I'm gonna catch me one
Grab your rosary; I'll pursue ya round a tree!
The church may say it's wrong, but I get off on chasin' nuns...

Chasin' nuns; it's naughty but it's fun!
Chasin' nuns; it's naughty but it's fun!

Reverend Mother, I'm sorry that you disapprove (disapprove)
But I have heard...that you can really mo-o-o-o-ve (hey, that's groov...y)
It's a nasty bad habit, and I know you're strict (harsh and strict)
Would it help if I got me a papal edi-i-i-i-ict? (from Benedict...)

Snow Patrol get their jollies outta Chasin' Cars
But my fitness regime is a lot more irregular!

Chasin' nuns; it's naughty but it's fun!
It's all I want; a nun fun run marathon!
Gives 'em such a thrill, when I act like Benny Hill
I know it must be wrong, but I get off on chasin' nuns


Chasin' nuns; it's naughty but it's fun! (it's really rather fun)
Un"convent"ional? Please excuse that dreadful pun (excuse it, excuse it)
Lets do twenty laps; round the altar, through the apse
Don't tell my dad or mum, that I get off on chasin' nuns

Chasin' nuns! (hallelujah!)
I get off on....chasin' nuns! (hallelujah!)
Chasin' nuns, I'd win
Olympic gold at Beijing
Please tell me what's so wrong with spanking priests and chasin' nuns?

[Did I not mention spanking priests? Oh....]

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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Stooge - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good. It made laugh.
Matthias - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Nun like 'em I say!!!
alvin - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
i could get into that habit
Rex - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Marvelous concept, I saw the entire video for this unfold in front of my eyes when I reached the Benny Hill line. Watch out for Sister Speedy Gonzales, though.
Jonathan S. - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Reminds me of Spaff. You're right: it does push the envelope a bit in terms of religion, but you didn't blaspheme the Lord...BUT you DID throw in a few extra syllables here and there that made it hard to keep up with, so you're charged with 344 cases of nun harassment. (Try and read THAT with a straight face!)
Kristof Robertson - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Stooge: Great name! Thanks for looking in

Matthias: *groan*...cheers, bud

Al: Now don't you start as well! ;-) Gracias

Rex: A video of this would be kinda neat. You wanna direct? :-)

Jonathan: Any comparisons to Spaff are most welcome: thanks. I was careful not to blaspheme, and since no hanky panky actually occurs in this parody, it's pretty tame. 3 for pacing? Now that's very harsh, IMHO. PM me and tell me where you think the extra syllables were...I take my pacing VERY seriously.

Bless you all!
AFW - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I never used to miss Benny Hill...and you've captured this comedy spirit of his show, here top marks, all the way
stuart mcarthur - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
ha, I've never ever seen a "laps/apse" internal rhyme before, Kristof (you're always breaking new ground) - loved the un"convent"ional use of Benny Hill too, who is always a comedic hero of mine - a bit like yourself - 555
Dee Range - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Personally, I HOPE I go to heck...all my friends will be there. Great visuals brought up here, a perfect Benny Hill-montage of Benny/Kristof chasing nuns around. Great stuff, as per usual.
MasonR - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I hope nobody is cross with you over this inspired parody! You've done Benny Hill proud.
Kristof Robertson - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW: he was one of my faves when I was growing up as well; thanks for the comment, mate.

Stu: breaking new ground? Comedic hero? You flatter me, Mr McArthur! Cheers for your feedback; I hope Benny enjoyed this from his cloud.

Mason: Thankyou, Mr Resnick!
kimberly - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I LOVE IT..your better than wierd Al...
comment writer - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
this is hilariously funny, good job
TJC - December 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Just stumbled on this a year and a half late... fantastic parody, Kristof... it seems reading your parodies is definitely habit forming!
LilCatLicker - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Lord Kristof, ~Marquis de Kiltlessness~ sir, you must be a displaced Caltholic, SIr ? This is hilarious! just a little NunFun, eh? But the spanking Priests ? ? ? Zany & CABO-WABO award worthy! !

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