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Song Parodies -> "Spartan Nights"

Original Song Title:

"Summer Nights"

Original Performer:

Grease Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Spartan Nights"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

The first part of my new musical, "Ancient Grease"...more to come.
Spartan livin'pain in the a**
Spartan lovin'with pederasts
I met a girl; wasn't to be
Coz I turned twelve; joined the army!

Spartan ways- learnin' to slay
Be-ecause all good Spartans fight
(Hellas, Hellas, Hellas, huh!)
Off to war, off to war
And we haven't been beat
We're hardcore, we're hardcore
Gen-e-rals like young meat!

In the a.m., hone discus skills
In the p.m., man-on-man thrills
This Spartan life; who could want more?
Grab a Trojan, just to be sure

Spartan fun- throw jave-lun
But uh- oh those Spartan nights
(fellas, fellas, fellas, huh!)
Off to war, off to war
On to Athens we'll push
Feet are sore, feet are sore
But then, so is my tush-oowop
Shoo-wop, shoo-wop yeah!

Thursday, we're in-vading Corinth
Generals tell us, "Don't give an inth"
My CO's hard as a rock
Took me to his home for co.ffee

Spartans, tough- train in the buff
And uh- check that Spartan size
(swell-ah, swell-ah, swell-ah, huh!)
Off to war, off to war
Leaving loved ones at home
On a tour, on a tour
Persia, Cyprus and Rome!

The Olympicswe must compete
Try out the wrestling; it's really ne-eat
Two strong lads; muscular, oiled
One the winner- the other despoiled

Spartan life- kids and a wife
But uh- oh those Spartan guys
(men, men, men, oh!)
Off to war, off to war
With our long swords and spears
Blood will pour, blood will pour
Then we'll get in some beers

(Slow bit)

I'm retired, settled at home
I "acquired" a boy of my o-own
Killin' foesgreat memories
Bunkin' down.with Hercules

Spartan dreamsbrutal regimes
Bu-ut uh.those Spa-artan
(Off to war, off to wa-a-a-ar.)

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AFW - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Tricky and top notch, that, "don't give an inth" line..
alvin rhodes - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah, better grab a trojan...too funny....i hate the OS but this rocks...5s
John Barry - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Hella good parody.
Kristof Robertson - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Alvin and John. Stay tuned for more Hellenic hi-jinx!
Adagio - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
You made what could be a very iffy topic bearable...and funny. "don't give an inth"....hehehe. 5's
Red Ant - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm afraid I don't remember this one Kristof, but many funny lines here.
Stuart McArthur - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
bloody fantastic, Kristof - gee this is first class - I laugh and I cry when I read stuff like this - I'm off to read it again (Hellas Hellas -ha!) - 555
Ravyn Rant - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, my, Dr. Kristof...I can't wait to see the rest of these. 555
Michael Pacholek - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Does this mean we now have to call you "Akristophanes?"
Jen - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This is hilarious. I can't wait to see the "Grease turned Greece" musical. . .
Johnny D - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, KR !

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