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Song Parodies -> "I'd Like To Teach My Dog To Sing"

Original Song Title:

"I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The New Seekers

Parody Song Title:

"I'd Like To Teach My Dog To Sing"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

"Up on the woof!"
I'd like to teach my dog to sing
And put him on TV
I'd watch him howl at Simon Cowell
And dance like Brit-er-ney

I'd make my dog wear push-up bras
And hotpants...oh, what fun!
He'd take a crap, and do a rap
And get to Number One!

I'd like to take my dog on tour
And make a load 'o' cash
We'd start real small, a shopping mall
He'd eat out of the trash

You may think i'm mad
But ambition's a drug
My furry li'l mealticket's there
Asleep upon the rug

I should'na taught my dog to sing
He's arrogant and fake
He's high on speed, and he's just pee'd
On Justin Timberlake.....

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EmiLoca - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
FIVES, dude! This, like, so totally rocked, dude! OH MY GAWD!
Ravyn Rant - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
(~singing~) It's the canine thing...that the world wants today... Suddenly, I have this uncontrollable urge to go find some Coca Cola.
Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
He just pee'd on Justin Timberlake? GOOD BOY! Have 555 Milk-Bones!
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, my little S.A.B...my dog is SOOO amazing, that I'm sure she CAN sing, actually...I just think she's too shy and humble to do it in front of us...; ) 5s!
Ashkicksass - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
He'll be great as long as he doesn't go back to his humping spree. How's that going anyway? Oh, and 5's of course...
Kristof Robertson - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Emi-...THANKS dudette!!...Ravyn- Step..away..from..the..coke.:-)..Johnny- I've trained him well...Arwen- thankyou, sweetie. I can't imagine any pet of yours being shy and humble. :-)
Kristof Robertson - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ash...yeah, I forgot about that. He's an entertaining little bugger, isn't he? Last time I checked, he was being carried off by ants...thanks for the 5s
Robert J. Pagliaro - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This was neat.
Rod Worden - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
'..take a crap, and do a rap' LOL!! Wait, aren't they one in the same? Fivers!
MasonR - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This was a howl! 5's!
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
You're right...that's why she and I get along so well...she's a spoiled brat, too!
alvin rhodes - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for the great mind-movie
Phil Alexander - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
"He'd take a crap, and do a rap
And get to Number One!"
..number two, surely ;-) Beautifully original.
Steven Cavanagh - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
He's s STAR, I tell ya! 'cept for that wardrobe malfunction on your leg, there.
Meriadoc - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This was one pet-iculously crafted parody! ;-)
Cookie-man - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
That was incredible! 555 I would write alonger comment but I am busy stitching together a bikini for my dogs beach number...........LOL!
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi-barking-larious. And I can totally relate because I, too, have accidentally peed on Justin Timberlake.
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Liked this ;) all 5s
Stuart McArthur - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha! - hadn't seen this one - and that last line is sublime, KR - underhanded and cutting, just the way I like 'it - currrfect!
SEXY GAY BOY - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
AWESOME! WAY TO GO HONEY!:* A+++
Larry - November 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good. peed on Justin Timberlake :))) I love it..

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