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Song Parodies -> "My Odd Sock Black Hole"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock 'N Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"My Odd Sock Black Hole"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Another of the great unexplained mysteries of the universe....
I dumped a load of socks in the washing machine
Well, in went thirty-four; out came seventeen
Wool, cotton, short and longwhere the hell have they gone?
And though this is a really dumb song
It matters to me (yeah me!)freakin'

My odd sock black hole
Dis-apparating all of my argyles, baby
My odd sock black hole
Has left me with a pile that's mismatching!

Nicked by one-legged ghosts from beyond the grave?
Or evil sock planet, where they're now enslaved?
Maybe some hot romancewith my lost underpants
They could all be phoning home
Just like E.T.(E.T!)
Or stuck in a Twilight Zone
For hosiery (oh, gee!); sing it.

My odd sock black hole
It never takes the sweater my grandma gave me
My odd sock black hole
Is really messin' with the mind of ME!

I wish that I could clone
The footwear left alone.

Its swallowing nylon
You think that I'm having fun?
Nosirree! Screamin'.

Damn odd sock black hole
I'm looking like a dork with my shoes off, ladies!
Damn odd sock black hole
I hope it's choking on my string of G!!!

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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alvin rhodes - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
great concept...and so true
TJC - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
How can you call this a Pair-o-day when there's only one o' `dem?!?So funny and as alvin says.... so true! Excellent write and has a huge leg up on all other sock parodies! Off topic, was trying to find your "Ken" parody last night but failed... can you post the url in a reply? Thanks!
Matthias - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
My bummed outness about the 1s on my Kelly parody disapeared just like your socks, when I read this! Thankz fer makin' me day! 5's!
John Barry - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
"Twilight Zone for hosiery" one of many foot-tickling lines.
Ann - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
All of the above mentioned. Someone had taken my name and put words in my mouth in one of my responces. Being upset I'm short on words right now.
AFW - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Look in that black hole for a grey/blue, and one black with light heel and toe..thanks
The Charnstar - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Another great unexplained mystery of the universe... The all 1 guys... Why?... grrr... 5-5-5, hilarious
Lionel Mertens - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Good Job Kristof. Why would someone give this a ones I don't know. 5's.
Matthias - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Somebody should have done a song about the unexplained mystery of how the Ones Guy turned evil, at least my Ones Guy has a name: Charlie Tuna.
tomario - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah and where does that teaspoon in washing up bowl come from? 555 a shoe-in!
Johnny D - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) The PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!! But they went to MARS around 1953!
bobpiecheese - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 4) Yeah, why do all those socks mysteriously disappear? Why can't the All-One Guys? Classic work as usual!
Jeff Reuben - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Socks to be you! Loved the song, quite a feet...ah, achievement!
Stuart McArthur - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL - very funny KR - and a great idea for the event too - but mate it's time to stop wishing that old sweater (is that kinda like a jumper?)from your grandma away and start DOING something ABOUT it - burn it! - don't be a wuss! - carpe diem! - 555
Arwen - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...hehehe...I buy more socks than I buy any other article of clothing...(which is saying a lot, considering how often I shop for clothes)...for this very reason. =) Excellent, KR!

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