Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Parody Song Title:
Ma chere mademoiselle, it's due to my great charm
(And lots of vodka) that your booty's here tonight
And now I invite you to relax, take off your clothes,
Put on stillettos and quickly prepare....
That's the message on my text
But the chick who sent it missed an "e"
Before the final "s"
What a dope! What a ditz!
Still, she's got impressive tits
Mucho heavage of the cleavage
And some tidy, well-groomed beavage
What you say? I'm a swine?
Babe, I get that all the time
But if you've been "porked" by me, you've had the best
From Oregon to Philly,
Fillies know I'm really
Sexiest, sexiest, sexiest!
Chunky trunks! T & A!
I could stare at them all day
I'm a MAN who is a FAN
Of lesbiANish love displays
What on earth's got your goat?
Heck, we gave you all the vote
Now there's women in employment
If they're hot: well, more enjoyment!
Hooters gals! Penthouse Pets!
All thanks to the suffragettes
If you want to burn your bra, than I'd say YES!!!
We'll get along OK,
If meals are cooked each day
No time for rest; I'd suggest
You start feathering my nest
More or less...cet homme est...sexiest!
Be my guest! Be my guest!
If you're feeling sad or stressed
I'll be here; bring me a beer
And I'll appear to feign int'rest
Is that all? Are ya done?
Moaning's over; time for fun
Well, you're not the greatest kisser
But you're better than your sister
Learn to drive? In your dreams!
What a laugh, gal; what a scream!
You could bribe the DMV to pass your test
Coz cars are meant for boys
If whay I say annoys
I would bet...you're depressed...PMS!
I've been dissed...chauvinist?
Honey, add it to the list
I've a hunch: time of the month
So stamp your feet and shake your fist
Hit the mall! Buy some shoes!
While you're out, get me some brews
I'll be in the mood for play-sex
So pick up something in latex
When we're through, I'll need sleep
I won't want to hear a peep
Coz there's nothing you could say that would impress...
It takes a lot of work
To be this big a jerk
I digress...I'm the best...sexiest!
Women are from Venus
Men are from the planet Penis
It's genetic; not pathetic, crass or lewd
Oh; long gone, those days when wives were servile
Suddenly, chicks want to act like dudes!
We need nurses, teachers
Not some hag like Condoleezza
Hilary should never try to upstage Bill
These days, he just lets her wear the trousers;
Not a real man since he
Took the rap for Miss Lewinsky...
Sugar, feel my hairy chest
I'll be honest with ya, darling;
You look fat when you're undressed
Hey, Spice Girls? Take a hike!
(Is the sporty one a dyke?)
Though I don't support Girl Power
I like girls in power showers...
I'm the king! Where's my throne?
My role model's Fred Flintstone
All you feminazi prudes, give it a rest!
It's time to stop your bitchin'
Get back in the kitchen
Sexist? Hell, YES!!!
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